Search results for query: *

TTOG: It's 10:00. The lights are off. A guest who had been shopping for the past hour comes up to the fitting room with more clothes in her hand and asks me: "Is the store closed?" YES. "Does that mean the fitting room is closed?" YES. "Can I pay here?" NO. "Oh, where do I pay then?" Lady...

I hate it when you guys are right.

Once again, I'm in that situation where everyone's laughing it off except for a few people, so I can't tell whether I'm making a mountain out of a molehill. But the longer I work here, the less tolerance I have for people's bullshit. Two other TMs have exhibited similar behavior (idk if anyone...

TTOTM: I'm getting kind of tired of you being disrespectful to women and then using your charisma to charm your way out of it. You have no sense of boundaries and will hit on TMs who clearly don't like it. I've seen you hit on TMs who are married, underage girls, and lesbian TMs and pass it off...

Nobody has time to mingle with guests, believe me. We are incredibly understaffed in every work center.

TTOG: You insisted on speaking to someone over the phone from the domestics department, even though I said that I could help you. Then after being on hold for 3 minutes, you tell me: "I'm not going to be on hold forever. If there's no one that can help me over there, just say so. Otherwise I'll...

To ALL THE ETLs: We just got this new feature on the walkie that's called CHANNELS 2, 3, AND 4. Here's how it works. If you ever find yourself talking to someone on the walkie about a topic that no one else in the store would give a shit about, MOVE to one of those channels and continue your...

TTOTM: Just because someone hands you a walkie and tells you to watch the lanes for a few minutes does not make you the actual GSA. Every time you cover a GSA's break, you get even bossier than your actual boss. You don't have to instruct the cashiers on how to do their job. You don't have to...

TTOG: If you're so concerned that your kid is going to have an accident, why don't you take her to the restroom that is literally five feet away from the registers? Don't tell me that it'll be my fault if she pees herself because I didn't swipe your items fast enough. That's not going to make me...

Speaking of typical guy talk... TTOTM: 90% of what you say to me is sexual in some way. I told you already you're going to get yourself fired if anyone overhears you. You need to start acting professional and leave that talk for outside of work.

You're probably right. Either that or they wanted to do one of those chick flick montages where they try on a bunch of clothes in front of their friends.

TTOG: Why in the name of all that is good and holy did you show up at the fitting room with a cart full of swimsuits 30 MINUTES before closing? Between you and your two daughters, you had more than 20 swimsuits each. First of all, we were actually making good time that night and you really set...

Thor was here and I missed it?! Goddammit.

Not relevant to the post, but it seems like you're one of those guys that talks about his girlfriend a lot. Every time I read one of your comments, your girlfriend is in there somewhere. Not that I have a problem with it. I actually think it's kind of endearing. (Also I kind of have a thing for...

I understand why people would want to call the store and ask for stuff, but they assume that there are actually enough employees in the store to put items on hold. I once thought the same, but alas, those were the days when I was naive and foolish. Since I've started working here, I realized...

Once, I was ringing up a lady at the front lanes and she handed me an ad from another store without saying a word. After about two seconds of me staring at her in confusion, she snaps: "What, you don't know how to do price match?". I politely told her we only do price matches at guest services...

TTOG: You turned a lot of heads. Never in my life have I seen two grown adults riding around in motorized shopping cart for fun. Every TM who saw you could pick up instantly that you weren't disabled, since you kept crashing into clothing racks and making exaggerated loops when you turned a...

"Best practice" is starting to sound ironic now.

Yup, it was very helpful seeing as how the GSA and LOD were too busy to actually help me out. Plus I stole it so I could study it at home. ;)

@COninja meh maybe I just don't care enough to suspend it. I know the ETLs look at those scores, but the large majority of my scores are green. So if 1 in 50 guests cause me to go to red, idgaf. The front end isn't my main work center anyway.