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I'm more fond of the ones that fuck on.

Heights are just numbers

They're animals. Should make them eat outside.

Ttog: the fuck is wrong with you? You let your fifteen year old(assumed) daughter walk around in a cheerleading outfit that showed every bit of her ass. I hope you enjoy being an early grandmother, trash.

I speak a couple other languages and can put together sentences in a few others, but they're useless except Spanish because of our clientele. I do make use of phone translate for the stray African immigrants. Awesome people, no English. I'll add that English guests can be assholes, especially...

Is she hot? Ttotl: yes, I buy tons of stuff at Goodwill. No, I'm not destitute. I make more than you at my other job in less time. Target is not a career, but a great way to battle anxiety and pay down a car note. Not everyone wants to live paycheck to paycheck. If you're fortunate enough to...

I just tell those idiots that the slicer only cuts at two and up. Naturally they ask about the meat slicer, and no, I can't use that one for cheese because sanitary reasons.

The "you don't have the ribs I want so I'll leave my cart full of shit wherever I please" guest. Usually low class and overweight. Thanks for costing my department 120 bucks, ya dumb cunt.

I'd take the charger and hide it in a cooler. Not like any store has enough mydevices to fill up all the chargers anyway.

Yep, properly invested. Murica hates change

There's a few different reasons it's slow, especially at target: The chip generates a secure, encrypted, one time use code for the transaction. It has things like total, time stamp, and some other data meant to pin point transactions and patterns. From a programming aspect, with cryptography...

Was she hot? I'd have bought it for her. #nostandards

To the one piece of shit mother with five kids who let them repeatedly grab produce bags to blow up and pop while she was looking at makeup: 1.) makeup isn't going to help you. You crossed the line of 'acceptable when not drunk' a very long time ago. 2.) I hope your kids strangle themselves...

One half in the cooler, the other half in a culo.

That's theft. Fucking Christians.

Ttog who left a cart full of chicken(23 packs) in produce: I hope a gang of clowns rapes you.

I have friends who are stupid, so that word now offends me.

Valid, but that's far too much work for me to do to encourage other people do do their job properly. Leaders are aware of the ongoing problem, so passive aggressiveness is the only viable outlet.

Ttoetl who keeps taking down my sarcastic vibe cards: lighten up. Flow show be thanked for overstocking items three times their capacity.

TToG: Please keep wearing yoga pants. TToG: Please stop wearing yoga pants. TToG: Please get some yoga pants.