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  1. SlapHappy

    To that one guest

    >>Yeah.....good point......I think bitchy "late for the gym" girl was just trying to be difficult, though....maybe half-caff?<< Nope, I don't do that, either. I also don't give regular syrup to those who ask for sugar free or vice versa. There are health issues out there that really do require...
  2. SlapHappy

    To that one guest

    >>And this is when you give her a full-caff, full-fat vanilla latte<< I'd never do that. Never! :)
  3. SlapHappy

    To that one guest

    >>I'm pretty sure that there is still room in the walk in!<< Baahaha, don't tempt me with a fun time!
  4. SlapHappy

    To that one guest

    TTOG, I love how you hurriedly entered the store and practically ran to Starbucks as though your pants were on fire. Once you arrived, winded and breathing heavily, you were very amusing with that cell phone trick. You know the one. Oh yes, you know the one I'm talking about. The one where you...
  5. SlapHappy

    To that one guest

    >>To that one guest that handed me a pamphlet regarding their Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, shut the hell up. I don't go around handing out atheism pamphlets criticizing life choices.<< Over the years I've had guests hand me pamphlets about their religion, tiny crosses on chains, hand drawn...
  6. SlapHappy

    Archived Guests Say the Darndest Things...

    I'm standing at the espresso machine making a beverage and a guest walks up and says, "Hey! Service! I need a coke and a bag of popcorn!". I smiled and said, "Yes Sir, just go on over there (and pointed to FA) and that team member can help you." "But I want YOU to do it." It went downhill from...
  7. SlapHappy

    Archived Guests Say the Darndest Things...

    ZombiePanties31, extra thanks for use of the word "eidetic". ;)
  8. SlapHappy

    Archived Things you wish you could do/say....

    To the 300 pound shopper riding on her Hoveround, heaving and sweating at the Starbucks counter: "No, you don't NEED that Venti Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino with extra chips, extra mocha, extra vanilla, and extra whip. Get off your ass and walk, at least to the table." And to the young mom...
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