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    Are they testing me? (Carton Air)

    I know store side nobody is good enough for their half-assed metric goals. Even the ass kissers will get screwed, eventually. Do your best, don't argue as it will get you nowhere. If it continues get the fuck out and get a real job.
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    New Team Member Intro

    Hi. Don't use your real name! What department? Good luck.
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    New TM onboard.

    sales
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    Hi all

    Welcome aboard. The Captain.
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    New TM onboard.

    Grocery store lot yesterday, I asked Karen why she left her cart in the middle of the lot less than 20 ft from a corral. How would you feel if the wind blew your cart and it damaged my car? Tell me, would it bother you or not? Daggers in her eyes! Put it where it belongs, asshole.
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    Question about a extremely hostile guest.

    You did nothing wrong, just be very careful with wackos like this. Distract him with your left hand/arm then spin around and cold cock the prick, right fist right through his face. Realistically give yourself some distance and calmly explain what you were intending to do. If the...
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    New TM onboard.

    Go into the STL's office and ask for a cart pusher.
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    Question about a extremely hostile guest.

    I always kid around with the cashiers, keep things light and get a grin out of them. The young girls are vulnerable to the miserable prick customers, I bond with them, throw them a joke or two and watch their reactions. If anyone treated my daughter like a snake I would break their nose. Yes...
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    Question about a extremely hostile guest.

    Distract this asshole, catch him off guard then knock his fucking teeth down his throat. Yea, tough guy Captain. Honestly avoid any physical contact, keep some distance and let him burn his fuse out. There really is not much you can do. Be very careful, he may be packing iron or a blade.
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    Stealing

    Fly straight, don't steal stuff. A record may follow you. I noticed cameras in Walmart today. I bought a small pack of lead split shot sinkers and a package of Eagle Claw fish hooks. Very small items. Went to SCO. I'd bet they are packed with cameras.
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    Joining the team! ETL HR

    We had a few in my time at The Dog. 1st one was a guy in his late 40s. Excellent, a good listener, all around good guy. 2nd was an intelligent young lady in her early 30s. Likeable, quick to learn, helpful. These two moved on to better gigs. The last one was an air-head. Pleasant late 20s...
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    New guy making use of target forward

    It's petty uber corporate crap but I'm not wasting time arguing with anyone on this topic. My thoughts. It's America.
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    New guy making use of target forward

    That's taking it a bit too far. Almost an insult to your store manager.
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    Unionize!

    Not smart. Don't do it. You will bounced out the door faster than a tennis ball. Line up your mustard and salad dressing real nice, be civil, be punctual, be cordial, do the Target thing right.
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    Newbie help

    Just ask politely, someone will guide you. Don't get nervous about it. Ears open mouth partially closed and it will fall into place.
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    Hi, glad to find others.

    Hello. BTC and BTS are right around the corner. It's fun, and busy. Enjoy.
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    My orientation is tomorrow!

    Ours was fun and they provided a nice lunch.
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    New etl

    We'd discuss at length the price of onions in Tibet while pushing and zoning mustard and salad dressing. Mustard? yes, it's boring. Salad dressing? hell no, it's pure excitement.
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    Suggestions!

    I preferred the tan jean style khakis from J.C. Penney, better fit than regular jeans plus I have a mild gut and the tan ones make me look and feel skinnier. Too much beer in the '60s and '70s.
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    Suggestions!

    Also when you're putting shit on the shelves do it quickly, accurately and stay off your damned phone.
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