- Mar 17, 2017
Men don't even notice when you cut off 6 inches of hair. The odds of a man noticing a lack of eyeliner is highly dependent on that man performing as a drag queen in his off time.
yo dudes this new apartment is fuckin’ LIT! I never thought I’d be living in a place this nice (9 ft ceilings, cedar wood cabinets in the kitchen, thick soft carpet, furnished with brand new fridge and washer/dryer) and I definitely couldn’t without my roommate and his real job making real bread. I came from a super shitty apartment built in the late 70s/early 80s with beat up appliances, gross ass popcorn ceilings with stains/cracks, and crappy low pile carpet.Yeet. Got a new roomie and we just signed on a new apartment & gonna move in on December 3rd. This is the first time I’ve ever had a roomie with a REAL, honest to God job (like the kind that requires a 4 year degree) so I can finally say goodbye to worrying about getting fucked over by people who can’t manage their money properly. I was going to get a house but ended up backing out because I didn’t feel like buying appliances, and this apartment comes fully furnished, so double yeet.
He even offered to do a 70/30 split of the bills instead of 50/50 like I was doing, he said it seemed fair because he makes like 1000% more schmoney than I do, which of course I said HELL YEAH to. Even so, let’s get this bread no days off.
It's a pretty sweet gig for awhile, just keep an eye out for when Lenin shows up, what a Party pooper!Feels like in those stories where the lowly commoner ends up in the royal court through various lucky twists of fate. Like Rasputin kicking it with the Tsar’s family.