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Discussion in 'Off The Clock Chatter' started by smashandthrash, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. SFSFun

    SFSFun Ship from Store: Don't call it Ship To Store!!

    Some dumbass driver almost crashed twice trying to get ahead of me because I guess she thought I was trying to get ahead of her and get into her lane to turn left (where most people would usually turn left)... First of all the joke's on you because I was in the correct lane for where I needed to go all along. I wasn't trying to get ahead of you, I just tend to drive fast for no particular reason. Second, I think it's cute how you thought your car would be faster than mine.
     
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  2. Pelon1071

    Pelon1071     Layaway!

    One day, I walked in on the executives (ETLs) in TSC talking about porn and porn stars... :eek:
     
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  3. Noiinteam

    Noiinteam Team Leader

    Thank god for Hyland leg cramp pills. After working a 8 hr shift, pushing and running around like a crazy person, they are a lifesaver.
     
  4. Pelon1071

    Pelon1071     Layaway!

    Last year, or is it 2 years ago? (2015) A man was arrested at my local Target for flashing his dick at guests and sticking it in random things.

    No wonder their closing down.

    Funny thing is... it happened 25 minutes after I left, lulz.
     
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  5. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    Watching dance covers and instrumental covers of my fave anime songs always makes me want to pick up my ocarina and properly learn it or practice dancing

    But then I realise I have absolutely no drive and last time I tried to practice my ocarina I basically get told to shut up by my parents so there's no encouragement either

    I really wish I had a talent I could be proud of. I "draw" but I'm so unhappy with that, for the things I want to draw my kawaii desu :3 style doesn't cut it and despite trying for years I just can't change it to a more "serious" looking style so I can delve into the dark themes I love.

    groans I wish I had more motivation in life because I'd honestly love to be able to carry my ocarina around and play songs for people and myself
     
  6. Yetive

    Yetive Servant of 2 Masters

  7. qmosqueen

    qmosqueen Perishable Assistant Wizard

  8. soyaxo

    soyaxo Well-Known Memer

    After being great for four months, I have now gotten sick again. :-( Gosh dang it. I started my training I was so excited for yesterday, my work crush talked to me (and held a real conversation), and it's payday week. I woke up this morning and my body was like "Oh hey good morning BEUSHASI" and I literally threw up. UH GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO? WTF? Last time I was sick I got blood drawn and it bruised and IT SUCKED SO NO THANKS. Going back to sleep.
     
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    smashandthrash

    smashandthrash Former store logistics and receiving dc worker

  10. Pelon1071

    Pelon1071     Layaway!

    Today, I woke up to my dog with a butcher knife in its mouth. I swear that bitch is trying to kill me.
     
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  11. Leo47

    Leo47 Team Trainer

    Been watching impractical jokers for like 3 days straight. This show is so hilarious
     
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  12. qmosqueen

    qmosqueen Perishable Assistant Wizard

    i hate snow !!

    [​IMG]

    Be safe everyone !! Stay home call off ,,, if need be.
     
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  13. qmosqueen

    qmosqueen Perishable Assistant Wizard

  14. Yetive

    Yetive Servant of 2 Masters

  15. SFSFun

    SFSFun Ship from Store: Don't call it Ship To Store!!

    We had some snow, but I guess it wasn't too bad because the grounds crew was clearing it with leaf blowers at my apartment.
     
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    smashandthrash

    smashandthrash Former store logistics and receiving dc worker

    Stupid people and their interesting lives have no time to talk to little ol' me.

    Waaaaaa :'(
     
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    smashandthrash

    smashandthrash Former store logistics and receiving dc worker

    Oh, one person. That was nice
     
  18. Target NPC

    Target NPC Hecking stAp!

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    smashandthrash

    smashandthrash Former store logistics and receiving dc worker



    My god, what a hit that was. Beautiful
     
  20. commiecorvus

    commiecorvus Former Signing Ninja Moderator


    Reminds me of the 70s and 80s in hockey.
    You'd go to see a fight and sometimes a hockey game would break out.
     
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