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Discussion in 'Off The Clock Chatter' started by smashandthrash, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    so how many soul jokes do u get daily
     
  2. PaleIrishmen

    PaleIrishmen The Meme God

    None because I don't have freckles. I'm a daywalker.
     
  3. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    context, last time etl ap closed with me i finished my work super early and begged her to go home, she knew because tps wasnt there i wouldnt want to stay at all, so she let me go

    etl ap when i come in: so how r u today?
    me: ....happy (knows i only answer this when tps is here)
    etl ap: good so that means you wont want to leave early today right? c;;;;
    me: hell no

    later that day

    etl ap: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hey how u doin
    me:
    her:
    me: can i help u
    her: do you wanna...... go home early,,,, its super slow we arent making sales and youre finished

    god damn it she begged me to say yes and i cant say no to cute girls i lost two (2) hrs w tps screams
     
  4. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    u had 1 job to have freckles

    1 job
     
  5. PaleIrishmen

    PaleIrishmen The Meme God

    I can't help that the genes that cause me to have freckles arent dominant.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    its ok i can draw them on with my art pens
     
  7. PaleIrishmen

    PaleIrishmen The Meme God

    I read that as penis, either way works tho.
     
  8. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    i have two i can dip either in ink and do it best of both worlds??
     
  9. PaleIrishmen

    PaleIrishmen The Meme God

    Double the work in half the time, i like it. Plus I can't play with the pens after.
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    my cat farted in my face

    and the asshole (no pun intended) is purring
     
  11. smashandthrash

    smashandthrash The Baddest RC Driver in The West

  12. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    yeah it smelled like ass

    pun intended
     
  13. Leo47

    Leo47 Cashier --> Guest

    So on my last day of being seasonal I was told I was really great, they wish they could keep me, and to come back when they're hiring again.
    They started hiring in March so I applied, and got the rejection email. I asked HR about it and they said I could have an interview if I wanted, to just remind them to schedule it. I went in or called every other day reminding them to schedule an interview for me. After about 3 weeks of this I gave up. Obviously they were never going to give me an interview, they were just humoring me. Whatever.
    They started hiring again about 2 weeks ago and I applied again. Nothing. Pretty much expecting the rejection email any day now.
    I just wanna know like was I really shit when I was there and nobody told me?? Everyone is just to nice to say I was terrible? Did no one like me??? I have literal experience in the exact job I'm applying for and open availability. Why would they say to come back and then be like "nope" when I try?? So annoying lol
    Since it's obvious I won't be working at Target again I might post some of the very shady (maybe even illegal?) things that I observed my leadership doing (not pointing out the store or people specifically just what they were doing). I've wanted to for a while but I still shop there so if anyone figured out who I am it might be awkward lol but I figure there's such a high turnover rate everyone I worked with might be gone before the year is over, so it'll be fine probably
     
  14. smashandthrash

    smashandthrash The Baddest RC Driver in The West

    Are there other Target locations you can apply to in the area?
     
  15. smashandthrash

    smashandthrash The Baddest RC Driver in The West

    I did not realize Keanu Reeves is in his 50's
     
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  16. Target NPC

    Target NPC Bork! Bork! Bork!

  17. SFSFun

    SFSFun Ship from Store: Don't call it Ship To Store!!

    I swear to god I think my upstairs neighbor might be preparing to start an art gallery with all of the god damn hammering he's doing.
     
  18. Leo47

    Leo47 Cashier --> Guest

    Literally get so depressed when the weekend comes bc I miss my crush and I only see him at school lol can we just date please
     
  19. Kaitii

    Kaitii You're gushing all kinds of fluids again

    locked out of my house so im hanging out in the dog house
     
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  20. Target NPC

    Target NPC Bork! Bork! Bork!

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    God damn, someone could get third degree burns eating that roast.