Militantagnostic

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#1
Come one, come call! Welcome to the anus of TBR. A consortium of perverts, scondrels, and misfits will convene to make light of tragedies, question each others capacity for empathy, and make dick/pussy/fart jokes of the most juvenile nature. This thread will now come to disorder!
 
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Militantagnostic

Militantagnostic

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#7
I once had a boyfriend that tasted just like Green Cholula Sauce.
Well I taste just like lobster bisque, I swear. I just need some encouragement to make a sample. Here, put on this schoolgirl uniform and knee high socks. Then I need you to say "Mister, what can I do to get my grade up?" while I insert my anal vibrator. I'll exclaim "You'll have to study harder and come in for T-t-t-tutoring on T-t-Tuesdays and T-t-Thursdays" when I'm almost there. The thing that really sends me over the edge is explaining a really difficult concept and then I see that "click": Instant Lobster Bisque!
 

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#8
I'm in love with you.

Also, @commiecorvus, can you set some ground rules maybe?
Double entendres, risque, mildly crude, and eyebrow rising indecent posts acceptable.
Straight up porn, insulting to race, religion, national origin, mental capacity, etc. of a fellow poster, or being a dick in general, will get you hammered.

This thread exists as an experiment.
It could be shut down at any moment.
Don't make me stop the car.
 

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Double entendres, risque, mildly crude, and eyebrow rising indecent posts acceptable.
Straight up porn, insulting to race, religion, national origin, mental capacity, etc. of a fellow poster, or being a dick in general, will get you hammered.

This thread exists as an experiment.
It could be shut down at any moment.
Don't make me stop the car.
GOTCHA! So the train may burn, but it may not derail!
 

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Well I taste just like lobster bisque, I swear. I just need some encouragement to make a sample. Here, put on this schoolgirl uniform and knee high socks. Then I need you to say "Mister, what can I do to get my grade up?" while I insert my anal vibrator. I'll exclaim "You'll have to study harder and come in for T-t-t-tutoring on T-t-Tuesdays and T-t-Thursdays" when I'm almost there. The thing that really sends me over the edge is explaining a really difficult concept and then I see that "click": Instant Lobster Bisque!
Nice! What other foods can we ruin forever?
 

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#14
Man, I actually have nothing dirty or vile to talk about. :/
 
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Militantagnostic

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The usual suspects have not arrived yet, this consortium is still in Order when it should be in Disorder!
 
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Militantagnostic

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#18
Good old missionary sex between a monogamous, God fearing couple.
I just love staring in each others eyes as we consummate our love by bringing new life in this world, I know times will be tough for them, but with our love they can make it through.
 

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#20
ok but if a guy's jizz tasted like lobster bisque id want that on tap
I'd be pissed if I ordered lobster bisque at a restaurant and the texture was like cum.
 
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Militantagnostic

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#22
I'd be pissed if I ordered lobster bisque at a restaurant and the texture was like cum.
It really depends on how hydrated I am. If I'm well hydrated it spurts out at a descent consistency, If I'm dehydrated it's gonna glob out extra thick and gooey, like chocolate chips in a chunky chip cookie.
 

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I'd be pissed if I ordered lobster bisque at a restaurant and the texture was like cum.
i love the texture tho

my problem is once that shit gets cold its fucking nasty

guy came on his stomach once and had me clean it up, was fine at first then it got cold super fast and i almost vomited at that point
 

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i love the texture tho

my problem is once that shit gets cold its fucking nasty

guy came on his stomach once and had me clean it up, was fine at first then it got cold super fast and i almost vomited at that point
LMFAO, yeah...yeah I can relate. These are a must for the bedroom. Not their intended purpose, but they work.
 
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