Ask yourself this...is your house clean

#3
I probably should work on getting my house clean but I don't have a Dirt Devil or downstairs neighbors, so this won't happen in my house.
 

redeye58

Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
#6
I subscribe to the Erma Bombeck method - I call the police once a month to report a burglary & they come over to dust for prints.
 

FrontEndKnowItAll

Former PFresh Assistant
#9
I wonder if my Oreck has that much power... if it does I feel kinda bad for those two little kids in the apartment beneath me, good thing I only vacuum about once a month.
 

commiecorvus

Former Signing Ninja
Staff member
Moderator
#13
I just tell folks that the cobwebs are my kids science project and the moldy stuff in the kitchen is a DIY health care to grow our own penicillin.
 
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