Archived Craziest things you've found stolen.

[HLN13]

What's the craziest/funniest thing you've found stolen?

I once found a condom package and a KY Jelly package torn apart in the furniture aisle

 

[DoWork]

What's the craziest/funniest thing you've found stolen?

I once found a condom package and a KY Jelly package torn apart in the furniture aisle

Check between any cushions.

 

[NPC]

Nipple pasties.

 

[pinkp2ie]

Not what i found myself, however a Nintendo 3DS. It was on my closing shift on a Friday i believe and i had another TM with me helping me zone Electronics. TPS asked me about it and i told him that was the time when i went to lunch

 

[HRZone]

Candy wrappers . It's so cheap is it worth it should you be caught.

 

[Castagnier]

Somewhere around 5 pieces of clothing. Went to the bathroom and saw a bunch of the tags just sitting in the bowl. On the bright side, in the grand scheme of things I could find in the toilets, that was pretty tame.

 

[HLN13]

It's just so mind boggling to me that any criminal is stupid enough to leave the package on a shelf, we literally have trash cans all over the store... if you leave the package on a shelf we can go back and watch the footage from that aisle... how stupid are you?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Spider wraps & empty packages in guests bathroom. Usually found in the trash can.

 

[NPC]

It's just so mind boggling to me that any criminal is stupid enough to leave the package on a shelf, we literally have trash cans all over the store... if you leave the package on a shelf we can go back and watch the footage from that aisle... how stupid are you?

I never understood this either. Why do thieves always remove shit from the packaging? I mean, I guess it makes sense if the package is large or bulky. But most of the time it's jsut confusing. I found a three-pack of stud earnings, with one pair missing. I was just thinking, the thing of earrings is soooo small. If you're a thief, why would you spend time tampering with getting earrings off the package, risking getting caught, rather than just pocketing the whole thing?

I hate that working retail makes me think of this shit. I feel guilty by association. Like somehow having the knowledge makes me a thief too.

 

[sito]

my soul every single time i clock on

 

[HRZone]

I never understood this either. Why do thieves always remove shit from the packaging? I

Not excusing their idiotic behavior but many think it will stop the alarm from going off when they walk out the door

 

[commiecorvus]

I used the family bathroom by the pharmacy and found a bunch of the the cardboard holder for squirt-guns behind the toilet, must have been three or four.
They were the really big ones so that must have been an interesting walk from the pharmacy out the front door with all of those stuffed down their pants.

 

[garbage]

What's the craziest/funniest thing you've found stolen?

I once found a condom package and a KY Jelly package torn apart in the furniture aisle

Actually that's stolen frequently.

For me, the craziest thing was a safe. Found the empty package on the floor, no friggin idea how they concealed it.

 

[redeye58]

The guy with a hump back?

 

[HLN13]

Actually that's stolen frequently.

For me, the craziest thing was a safe. Found the empty package on the floor, no friggin idea how they concealed it.

No I know it's stolen frequently, just laughed at the combo and the fact it was in the furniture aisle

 

[brizzy93]

Empty pregnancy tests I guess

 

[HRZone]

Empty pregnancy tests I guess

Those are expensive!!!!

 

[redeye58]

Those are expensive!!!!

So are the results!!!

 

[brizzy93]

Those are expensive!!!!

If they can't afford the test, I just hope it comes up negative lol

 

[RightArm]

Package of condoms empty and stuffed in a pants pocket hanging up in boys....of all the places...

 

[Kompa]

My sanity

 

[NPC]

My sanity

I'll say.

 

[Brine]

One tampon out of a full box. Just one.

 

[StargazerOmega]

A pair of underwear, a Powerade out of an 8-pack, and a vacuum cleaner belt.

 

[NKG]

6 pack of the up&up pocket tissues with the one pack opened with several pieces of tissues missing.