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I thought it would be fun if we had a topic where we could share jokes. Perhaps this will draw some of the lurkers out. That's part of my plan, anyway. 
A man called 911 & told the operator someone was robbing his shed. He was told to lock his doors, but they had no one in the area to respond to his call. He hung up the phone and counted to thirty. He then called 911 again and said, "I just called about the men robbing my shed. Just wanted you to know I shot them both." Very shortly after that he heard sirens and police cars arrived outside his home. The policemen caught the thieves and asked, "I thought you said you shot them." To which he replied, "I thought you had no one in the area to respond."
A man called 911 & told the operator someone was robbing his shed. He was told to lock his doors, but they had no one in the area to respond to his call. He hung up the phone and counted to thirty. He then called 911 again and said, "I just called about the men robbing my shed. Just wanted you to know I shot them both." Very shortly after that he heard sirens and police cars arrived outside his home. The policemen caught the thieves and asked, "I thought you said you shot them." To which he replied, "I thought you had no one in the area to respond."