Archived New here former fantastic team member store located on Neptune

[Captain Orca]

OK boys and girls, the Captain here...new....worked at a Target store for 8 years. 8 solid years of snowflake lunacy! I loved it.

 

[Militantagnostic]

Hey, how's that blood fued with Cap'N Crunch going?

 

[Captain Orca]

Loved when I trained the young'ns during seasonal and they'd ask me "what clubs do you go to bro" I said, "what's a bro"? Old enough to be their gramps....post engineering career little gig job....loved doing the trash and pumping iron in the cat litter dept . Them pythons got royal but the arches fell. Orthotic time.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Welcome! Fun is gone.

 

[Captain Orca]

Terrific and fun when the newly minted bon bons who were TL's or ETL's get all wacked up about stacking mustard and how we negotiated the silly cardboard. "corporate says this...this...this can be done in 15 mins" OK resident Karen, knock your gym socks off showing me how to do it" and I might add I will show you how to hover a Bell Jet Ranger. Kinda miss the stupidity. Kinda. Kartman, we're about the same age.....ain't it the nuts?