not sure if this is appropriate for here but...LOL

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Edit: ....here's to hoping my ETL or STL does not hear this and recognize it. \


recorded on my phone...here goes nothing jeeeez



I wrote this randomly because that damn old town road song is playing everywhere every few moments atm for me...so enjoy or don't..I wrote it in the perspective of multiple TMs I know not just me. =P oh boy hope this is okay to post

Yeah Im gonna take my flat and this whole pipo
I'm gonna push til I cant no more
I'm gonna take this boat down that chem aisle
and push to all the dual loc's

I got my workload in the back
mydevice is wack
stop scanning twice I'm mad
shut my walkie off and laughed

ridin' on the wave
if you're in my way
you can get in aisle 7
hold your horses, wait

and yeah the mydevice malfunctioned
restart- and do nothin'----
Im at the baler it's crushin'
I stand around and do nothin'----

ridin' on a flat
you're not supposed to do that
always broke the rules
putting grc2 in snack

you can go and ask
but my ETL's an ass
breathing down my neck
he should just relax

take me in the office for discussion
about performance but I'm convinced----
they dont like me in their judgement
so they cant tell me nothin----

yeah I'm gonna take that guest and show them the soap
and call ap for the shit they stole
I'm gonna take my 3 tier and put it below
the line and act like it wasnt mine, nope
 
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scared to share this at work since I posted it publicly moreso for my post history not this song...prob a bad idea to share it at work right?
 

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Freakin' awesome :D
I could easily hear Li'l Nas X singing it (maybe Billy Ray in the background).
 
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Freakin' awesome :D
I could easily hear Li'l Nas X singing it (maybe Billy Ray in the background).
I really wanna share this with others but it's too late to make a new account and pretend this wasnt me lol a good etl or group lead or whatever could figure who I am out sadly
 
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17 god damn likes you guys are awesome lets get more parodies on here...whos next =)
 
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Freakin' awesome :D
I could easily hear Li'l Nas X singing it (maybe Billy Ray in the background).
I couldnt do billy rays part sadly but im about to upload my try at this like seriously audio on my phone recording its gonna be hilarious gonna be like 20 min I wanna at least do it right
 
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I recorded it on my phone imma kill mys- nah

imma just be scared for a few months
 
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