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redeye58

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Since we were having so much fun with this on the Retail thread, I thought it merited its own thread:

Schedules post today;
briefly, hope springs eternal;
closing weekend...damn!
 
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Helping a guest, then a rude guest while the original guest. Then their question from rude guest. Still help original guest who is in disbelief about other guest. I say it happens alot, I would say "one moment, please" once or twice. deaf ears by 2nd guest, then I say, what do you need? The 2nd guest says it & ok. 1st guest, I say, their manners are bad. Sorry for the delay & thank you for patience.
 

commiecorvus

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End of a long day
Putting signing cart away
Shelves blocking the door
 

redeye58

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We're so spoiled now;
Look-ups, registries, card apps;
Technology sucks!
 
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Calling the help desk;
Target India makes me
want to kill myself.
LOVE it. i called three weeks ago, they finally called back. they couldnt pronounce my name, so they called, waited for the operator and said "DOOOOUUUUU". kind of like a zombie. if a zombie worked at a call center. never "hi" "may i speak to". took us four times to figure out who and what it was. i finally gave up after spending 20 minutes telling them everything was fine. but then a different one called back every day for almost a week. i told the etlge to tell them i was fired.
 

redeye58

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After calling in a printer that was constantly jamming, tech support called the next day to confirm that "it makes the noise when the printing comes out". Reminds me of the short-lived series "B-team".
 

commiecorvus

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A letter to Spot
Want me to do my job well?
Send me signs I need.
 

commiecorvus

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It's O.K. newbie
I'll be happy to help you
But my hands are full
 
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