Archived Storytime

[HelpMe]

Our store has recently instigated a Story time period at the end of the closing shift where everybody has to tell a brief story about how they helped a guest today.

LOD: ITS STORYTIME!! *they speak in all caps.* EVERYONE TELL ME HOW YOU HELPED A GUEST TODAY!!

TM 1: I helped a guest place an online order.

TM 2: I was able to locate an item in back that we supposedly didn't have.

TM 3: I was able to talk a guest down from calling corporate.

ME: I didn't kill anyone.

LOD: ...

ME: ...

ME: Yet.

 

[Kartman]

You lucky fucker!

 

[GoodyNN]

Oh God. And I thought mandatory recognitions in Huddle's were bad.

 

[can't touch this]

Me: I worked 40 hours every week because I can't help the guests from home

 

[Marcellow]

Me: “I helped a guest save 5% today and everyday by signing her up for a redcard.”

 

[Ringwraith917]

I helped and older guest from Nantucket....

 

[KirbyKirbs]

That sounds awful. Luckily, they never call the flex team since we're on a different walkie channel....so I miss majority of the huddles.

 

[redeye58]

I de-escalated a guest thru decaffeination.

 

[countingsheep]

'Snort' I helped a guest go to dollar tree because we cant figure out where the 2000 toothpicks are it says we have on hand!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

'Snort' I helped a guest go to dollar tree because we cant figure out where the 2000 toothpicks are it says we have on hand!

DPCI: 253-05-0125 located near paper plates.

 

[Fluttervale]

I kept a soccer mom from screaming at her kid. (Translate: I know how to make a latte).

 

[redeye58]

Didja decaf her?

 

[NKG]

I helped a guest not murder the kid working at guest service

 

[Target_serf]

I helped my GSA clear a jam caused by a guest sticking a quarter in the bill acceptor of the SCO without asking the guest what was he thinking to his face.