Archived The great sparkly glitter plague

[BoxCutter]

Does the Target health plan cover "Glitter Lung?"

 

[squirrely]

Anyone who has zoned girls feels your pain. All the shirts have glitter, you look like you've been at a strip club by the time you're done zoning it.

 

[can't touch this]

fuck I meant to get a pic of the glitterbomb wreath today, the whole aisle is p much buried in red glitter now

it's now been tracked outside on everyone's shoes too...literally there is wreath glitter stuck to the railings in the cart returns way the fuck out there at the end of the lot

at this rate in about 10,000 years Saturn will have a new ring and it will be made of red glitter

 

[Militantagnostic]

fuck I meant to get a pic of the glitterbomb wreath today, the whole aisle is p much buried in red glitter now

it's now been tracked outside on everyone's shoes too...literally there is wreath glitter stuck to the railings in the cart returns way the fuck out there at the end of the lot

at this rate in about 10,000 years Saturn will have a new ring and it will be made of red glitter

It's gonna make our seafood look really festive in the years to come! Fuck Omega-3's, I want some more Omega-G's in my fish!

 

[can't touch this]

It's a Target conspiracy to turn our children gay with weaponized xenoestrogens in glitter form, brb buying the Alex Jones glitter filter

 

[NeoDarikona]

It's a Target conspiracy to turn our children gay with weaponized xenoestrogens in glitter form, brb buying the Alex Jones glitter filter

But what about the frogs? Have they been turned gay yet?

 

[can't touch this]

Gay frogs say "Reddit reddit" instead of "ribbit ribbit", that's how you'll know

 

[Militantagnostic]

Have you guys ever had fried gay frog legs, their kind of tough cause gay frogs work out a lot to stay in shape...

 

[redeye58]

Gay frogs say "Reddit reddit" instead of "ribbit ribbit", that's how you'll know

Nah, they say 'Rub it, rub it' or is that horny toads?

 

[can't touch this]

haha oh wow there's another one

 

[RTCry]

haha oh wow there's another one

Yep. Had a guest return that and two matching trees the other day. Glitter all over the place. Nice idea, poor execution.

 

[Redzee]

It's a Target conspiracy to turn our children gay with weaponized xenoestrogens in glitter form, brb buying the Alex Jones glitter filter

Damn you figured it out.

 

[redeye58]

OH NOES!!!!
THE GLITTERS IS MAKIN' THE CHILDRENS GAYYYYY!!!!!

 

[Militantagnostic]

OH NOES!!!!
THE GLITTERS IS MAKIN' THE CHILDRENS GAYYYYY!!!!!