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- Apr 2, 2014
- Messages
- 126
*Knock knock knock* "Would you like to hear how you can save 5% today and every day?"Oh boy! Don't give me any coupons or cartwheel, please.
*Knock knock knock* "Would you like to hear how you can save 5% today and every day?"
Who knew the movie Wall-E was so accurate with its depiction of the future...Target really does love allowing guests to have their way and be lazy!
Sometimes I just want to drop the "super happy" guy act and say "look lady/man you are here almost everyday just sign up for the fucking Redcard already!!!!!"*Knock knock kn-knock knock....
Do ya wanna get a red caaaaaaaaaaaaaaard?
Saving 5% each daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
Don't really wanna whine; my job is on the line.
It's the only waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I used to give great service once but now that's gone;
What are ya gonna dooooooooooooooooooo?
Do ya wanna get a red card?
Debit toooooooooooooooo.
Guest: Go away, spot!
I just snorted yogurt up my nose...*Knock knock kn-knock knock....
Do ya wanna get a red caaaaaaaaaaaaaaard?
Saving 5% each daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
Don't really wanna whine; my job is on the line.
It's the only waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I used to give great service once but now that's gone;
What are ya gonna dooooooooooooooooooo?
Do ya wanna get a red card?
Debit toooooooooooooooo.
Guest: Go away, spot!
You forgot the sarcasm font.Because Target Subscriptions is doing so well.
Because Target Subscriptions is doing so well.