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To that one GSTL: Good God, you are so freaking fake! You make jokes with guests and other TMs, only to be snide and passive aggressive behind their backs. Or to their face, only to be like "I'm just kidding". You are about as real as Sweet'N Low and you're not as popular as you think you are.

To that one team member: I was making small talk when I asked the AP "what do you mean by busy" after s/he replied to my "How's your day going". I know what the word "busy" means, but I don't know what AP does on a daily basis. I'm not up at the front lanes where s/he generally is. Either way...

To that one TM: Good lord, you walk over an hour to work every day? That's commitment. I truly hope the ETLs recognize this and not use that as a reason to screw you over.

To that one TM: Thank you so much for helping me with CAF pulls. With as much as the sales floor was being called up to the check lanes, you really did help out with getting them done on time.

To those couple of ETLs: Seriously? You really think anyone on the sales floor believes this "we give team members less than what they can handle" crap? That somehow what TMs are given on a daily basis isn't ridiculous and more often times than not can't be finished fully or correctly if...

To those new team members: Welcome aboard. It's alway good to have extra hands. Only time will tell if they drink the Kool Aid or become better and jaded like 90% of the store.

To that one guest: Do not whistle at me and shout "Hey!" to get my attention. Especially considering you were wearing a set of earphones and had an iPod playing.

Okay, this was when I first started working at Target (Late 2011 - early 2012): There was this mentally impaired man who would come into the store almost every day wearing red and khakis. He didn't just claim to work for Spot, he would claim that he was the DM for our store. Not only that...

To that one guest: When you're tweekin' hard, don't come out into public and make everyone uncomfortable. Stay home and let it leave your system first. To that other guest: Holy freaking God, how do you NOT know where the exit of the store is?!?

To that one LOD: I understand that your job can be tiring and demanding, but don't come to me when I have 1.5 hours of my shift left and expect (no, demand) that all 40 aisles and wall of area C be completely zoned by the time my shift ends. This includes the towel area which is usually destroyed.

*after I ring up guests items* Guest: "Is it finally save to use my credit/Debit card?" Me: "Yes Sir/Ma'am, it is" Guest: "No, I don't think so. I'll use cash, instead". Me (internal voice): "Really? It's been well over a year since accounts were hacked into. A YEAR. Those whose accounts...

- "Do you work here"? No, I'm wearing a red shirt, khakis, and name tag for the fun of it. - "Where's the bathroom"? By the exit of the store? Where there is a huge sign that says "bathroom"? - "Can I use this non-Target, non-manufacturer coupon here"? <---*basically coupons from other...