Recent content by Loki

You caught me. It is I. Brian Cornell. You're all fired.

We had a PA drop two crates of milk so about 8 gallons total and it flooded the entire prep room. Other than that 90% of our spills were food related and they all smelled absolutely terrible.

At my old store guests were constantly complains about how warm it was in our store. Lucky for us if it ever got to be too much we would just step inside one of the coolers or even the freezer for a split second. Worked like a charm. Its just ridiculous. I remember once for a week there was...

There was an ETL-AP at my old store who seemed to like to rob the cradle. I knew she was after me even though I was dating my now wife. She would rub my back, stand a bit too close to me during huddles (she always made it a point to stand next to me), and say certain things that made me feel...

I finally found one at my old store and one of my former co-workers told me they'd had them for weeks, but I could find them because some douche was coming in and buying them all probably to sell them on eBay. I'm just happy I waited before going all over hell and creation. Wife is happy so it's...

I agree with some other people Target may not be for you if you get tired and almost pass out that easily or perhaps it is an underlying condition you're unaware of. I had a seizure my first day at work, tried to come in the next day and got sent home before I even walked in the door lol If...

I had something like that happen when I first started working there. I could only work certain hours on Thursday due to my school schedule. Things were peachy until they scheduled me outside of my availability. I told two ETL's each twice meaning I mentioned it 4 times to two different people...

Looks like the backroom at my old store. Makes me almost miss working there.

At my old store we had two people come in and attempt to buy 30 pairs of jeans with coupons that weren't legit and it was so obvious. I don't know any company that gives away coupons for $18.53.

At my old store all the ETL's were about mid 30's never that young. If I was 23 and an STL at Target I would shoot myself in the foot. Those people have no life they're literally always at the store even when they're not at the store.

It happens a lot or at least it did at my old store. We had a person out in PFresh who never got a lick of training he had to learn everything just by doing it and making mistakes along the way. He often confided in people that it made him really self conscious about his work like it does for...

We had an ETL tell us this story about how he loudly farted while helping a guest and tried to pretend it didn't happen until the guest said "It's ok everybody does it."

I had no idea this was even a thing. I never even paid attention and now I wish I still worked there just so I could purposely miss a punch and be fascinated that I never knew this.

Who doesn't love them some Cher Horowitz?

Our ETL-HR was a dick. He hated me and hated his life so of course he told me something about my damn beanie, but I kept wearing it anyways just to piss him off. No one else cared but him.