Recent content by DoWork

You can only hope that you’ll catch ETL germs. You’ll be the envy of the entire store.

That’s why we post fake ones, too

Too late.

The code is virgin4life

Haiti. They have a track record of mismanagement from all the way at the top. I'd compare it to giving one disaster victim a 500 dollar dish of caviar instead of responsibly buying bread and bologna to feed hundreds. It's easy to say 90% goes to victims when you're irresponsibly spending it...

Always fucking Red Cross and Salvation Army. Garbage.

Calm your tits. I'm merely quoting something he's said numerous times.

Don't be a snitch.

I'm pretty sure people come up with an internal pet name for you pretty quickly after meeting you anyway.

"Other than water" dafuq? Does water hold some magical composition to make it less dangerous than other substances? I'd argue sodas are safer because they at least give traction when drying.

Easier doesn't equal better with some of the shitbags that shop at Target:

Can't wait to see a customer walking around, dragging it behind them.

Do you not have a period key?

Fucking trash. Any one of those guests should have helped subdue that dumb cunt.