CA: Uhhh.... head cashier?
GSTL: Go ahead.
CA: We uhh, have a problem.
GSTL (who has laryngitis and can barely speak at this point in the day): What?
CA: Someone stole the remote to the cart pusher when we weren't looking.
Me, walking out of the offices behind the GSTL: How the hell does that...
@redeye58 I had to quit working at FA because I couldn't keep myself from going home and drinking obscene amounts of alcohol after working there. Good times.