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TTOTL: stoptalkingtomeidon'tworkhereanymorethisisweirdstop

Classic PDAs. We had an influx of new TMs around the time my store almost completely switched to the MyDevice system. A new TM was given a PDA that was reserved for fitting room because half of our MyDevices took steamy shits that night. You wouldn't believe how many times he asked me to help...

I've had this hair style for the past month, and honestly now I can FEEL all the retail workers judging me as I'm shopping :p Like, chill. I'm one of you guys, don't hurt me.

Now you have to tell us the long story D:

update: I can't make it to my last two shifts so Sunday was my last day!

TTOG who got her card declined Your bank makes the rules. Do you think I make the rules? Don't shoot the messenger. Call your bank instead of holding up the line yelling at me about how you could pay your tuition with it yesterday.

I had a full-time opportunity that was basically staring me right in the face two weeks ago. The interview process went way faster then expected and I accepted the offer this morning. Although lately I have been rather dissatisfied with my team, my time at Target was quite a learning...

TTOG who made jokes about a Down syndrome baby while I was right behind you I will not hesitate to break a foot off in your ass next time you come round.

To like, every guest: Seriously, my name tag is off, I have a giant purse around my shoulder, and a windbreaker over this red shirt of mine. Don't bother asking me for help because I've got things to do and places to go. I don't think you realize how pissed off I get when I'm booking it out of...

guests who originally wanted to pay with their card but then do a cash payment in exact change so it takes them four days to dig all those damn pennies out of their pockets and another two for me to count them all. thanks. that was worth a hundred red transactions i swear to god

To that one former team member: I was surprised to see you in the store after I got off work today. I enjoyed catching up with you and I wish you all the best with your new job and new chapter in life.

My STL holds really informal interviews after prior interviews with a TL/ETL. At least, he did that with me.

TTOTM: Literally, piss off. Piss. Off. You're so annoying. I hate working cashier shifts because the GSTL always puts me at the lane next to yours and there's nothing more bothersome than hearing shit spew out of your mouth. You're stupid; every time you work HL you always ask me questions that...

honestly, 90% of guests who ask me about vacuum crap could get their questions answered by reading what's on the freaking box

TTOG: I hope you gave your five year old daughter a good ass-whooping at home, because the tantrum she threw up front was something I see two year olds doing. Then again, I don't know if you're capable of doing so, because I've seen you here before and all you do is enable your kids to act like...