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Of course, I know that. I was just implying that I would if I could. :p

To Electronics: You are the only ones that answer the walkie when a guest stops me for something in your area. I try to help when I can; unlocking things, bringing things up to the register, but I feel bad that I end up having to call you all the time. I'm sorry, and I wish I could cross-train...

I get called greeter. Guest: "Oh, let's go ask the greeter!" Or "Hey, greeter, can I ask you a question?" My Thoughts: I'm security.... I AM SECURITY. *Blows steam out of my ears* Like, seriously - who the hell get's paid for saying 'hello' and 'good-bye'? People even ask me if I am allowed...

To that one JACKASS that almost backed into me while I was doing my parking lot patrol. PAY ATTENTION. It was DAYLIGHT outside. I had to wait for the car in front of me to move so I can get through. I know you saw me because you looked right at me before you got in! Way to be a JACKASS. You're...

... That is so gross. I can't believe people do that.

Huh, I always see her working on my schedule. Regardless, I hate whoever does it atm.

To Most of the Team Members: Thanks for making sure merch protect is nice and tidy; all the spider wraps are wound up and neatly placed into their respective places. NOT! I spent an entire shift untangling spider wraps and putting everything back. Assholes. It doesn't take long to wind up a...

To the TMs that just stick empty packages in a bin in guest services: You know I am here, right? Right?! I'm in the store! I'm calling to LOD every two hours for my parking patrols. You must know. I want my KTRs. If you can walk all the way to guest services, you can walk over to me. Heck, one...

To That One Guest: Every time you come in you ask me if I am a greeter just because I say hello. I'm not a flipping greeter. I'm security, and no, I am not going to show you what is on the monitor of my podium no matter how much of my personal space you try to evade while drunk. To That One...