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  1. Batteryguy556

    To that one Team Member - II

    TTOTM: Calling me evil for proudly displaying my religious jewelry doesn't make you cool, you still work at target
  2. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: I can't fix your crusty tablet. I can't refund it either since you bought it a year ago. Also, threatening to "never come back here again" won't make a toolbox appear magically behind my boat
  3. Batteryguy556

    To that one Team Member - II

    TTOTM: Fuck you retard, I can buy a twix on my 15 if I want to BTW that red vest you wear looks stupid, please go back to groveling at self checkout instead of hounding me
  4. Batteryguy556

    To that one Team Member - II

    TTOTM Please don't climb into the baler. Yes, I know it was empty, yes, the door was open, don't you have any restraint?
  5. Batteryguy556

    To that one Team Member - II

    TTOT: vendor but I guess it counts Why are you pissed off about magazines being "out of date" when your company is the one in charge of them? Why are you accusing my GM team of "not knowing how to work"? Why did you call me a prick, after I tried to appease you for 10 minutes while you shouted...
  6. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    that's fucking stupid, doing something more difficult that results in literal piss going into your pants and on the floor instead of just wiping the seat.
  7. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    No offense but chicks are pretty gross. Like, not the functions, but the lack of awareness that no one wants to see your fluids everywhere. Also, what's with the fucking hovering over toilets. Every time I clean the ladies room there's piss all over the seat, sometimes diaherrea too. Men's...
  8. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    wasn't compatible with his fliphone. most have a limit to the amount that can be put in there.
  9. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: was it worth it to cuss and swear in front of other guests because I couldn't fix your phone? Was it worth my ETL kicking you out and telling you to never come back?
  10. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    God these people are insufferable, every one that I've met has been rude and condescending, many get mad when I don't have their piece of plastic. It's tiring, man
  11. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: to the motherfucking Funko collectors: NO, I DO NOT HAVE YOUR GOD DAMN BLACKLIGHT FUNKOS. NO, I CAN'T SELL YOU STREET DATED ITEMS, NO, I DONT KNOW WHEN WE'LL GET THEM IN!
  12. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: thanks for the compliment
  13. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: thanks for flapping your fat arms at me while I was helping two nice elderly guests, then yelling at me for not "noticing you" later. Also, wash your god damn pits, woman. I can SMELL your fungal infection.
  14. Batteryguy556

    To That One Guest - II

    TTOG: thanks for blowing your cigarette on me while I was helping you put your TV in your gross sedan.
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