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To my awesome Team lead. Every time I see you cry from the overwhelming amount of work and no support you get, it breaks my heart. You are the truest sense of the word, a team leader. You are professional, you are demanding of good work. But you also have a heart, and you listen and do what...

That and the huffing. Oh the huffing.

instead they want to smell like cheap cologne or mint. So trashier, really.

No, that's when I'd be calling the cops.

Chainsaws. The guy looked ready to re-enact the Texas chainsaw massacre so I sent him on his merry way to Home Depot. :|

No, she's just part of the large group of people incapable of reading implied conjunctions. I will admit that the academic writer in me wants to reprimand Target for using a comma splice in their ad.

Hotties. I told him that he was looking at one. :P

Because people are jerks, and to be honest it's better to piss off one irritating collector over dozens of guests who were hoping you would have some in stock. Legos fall under the collectable toy policy and may have limitations put on them for the sake of fairness to the rest of the shopping...

To the jerkwad on the phone, thanks for telling me I ruined your christmas because we were out of 32 inch vizios on sale. Hope your tree wilts. To the awesome lady who cracked jokes, telling me thank you for checking other stores for an item you really wanted. I appreciate people like you...

I dunno, doesn't seem that hard to just say "Baby powder? It's over there." and walk away. Don't even have to smile now that I'm off the clock! :D I have had some irritating guests follow me though, asking me to take them to the areas. One even had a list asking me where everything was...

The very irony of this post is cutting away my will to live. Someone get me a shot of whiskey stat.