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Had an older dude try to convince me to let him take a ton of clothing into a fitting room when we still had the 6 item limit, claiming to be a police officer. I just kind of smiled awkwardly and he gave up and only took 6 items at a time.

I'm 300% stealing this for when "I'll do what I can!" doesn't work.

TThoseGuests: Cheese doesn't slice at a 1. CHEESE DOESN'T SLICE AT A 1. CHEESE. DOESN'T. SLICE. AT. A. 1! If you want your cheese shredded or shaved, do it your damn self or buy the packaged stuff! AUUURGGHH!

The only dog that I know of that has caused "problems" was a stray that wandered in when a thunderstorm was approaching. Thankfully the store was nearly empty, so a small group of very distracted and amused TMs was not a problem. :D

A rejected application for a REDcard still counts as a "sign up" in the metrics, unless this has changed. They use the same accounts and sometimes the exact same check (I have heard stories of someone who actually laminated/taped a check just for this) to artificially inflate the numbers. It's...

Oh my gosh, she came back! The lady who claims to have purchased several party trays and at least one had a hair in it? Yeah. Except this time the STL took care of it... by checking the transaction history on the tray she wanted "refunded." Yeah, we hadn't sold one of those trays in over a...

"I need ham and turkey." And they just stand there. Waiting. How much do they need? "Oh, I don't know. Enough for a week?" Dude, I don't know how much meat you put on your sandwiches or how many you eat in a week! The kicker is they never know which ham or turkey they want. Sweet? Smoked? Bland...

Really, it's supposed to be for everybody. In my experience, only people who have the opportunity to sit at a desk on the clock (ETLs TLs, HR, and the operator/FRA) write them with any regularity. Now with the operator/FRA being expected to abandon the fitting room to zone and do returns (recent...

We've been encouraged to write vibe cards to ourselves in the past... My go-to would be "Thanks, DeliNinja, for QMOSing out all the expired production lettuce! It was a big job, but you got it done! -DeliNinja" Edit: Which reminds me... I should probably check to see if we have any expired boxes...

As someone whose name is often mis-pronounced... YES. Thankfully I have a trick to get people to remember my name correctly. If that fails, well... we always have plenty of degreaser and a walk-in cooler. ;)

TTOTL-Deli: I can't give you any more. I'm burnt out, tired, and perpetully sore. I made the mistake of showing you that I was willing to give my all to help the Deli. Now you need to back off and stop putting me into bad situations just because I'm usually capable of overcoming them. You no...

Do you think people would stop stealing the Deli MyDevice if I told them that I licked it?

I'm so sorry you had to deal with that... At least they didn't say "shredded" or "chipped!" I do have one recurring guest who comes in maybe once a month and gets whole chubs of Archer Farms meats and, without fail, tells me that it's OK if I give her all her free cheese in one block. Excuse me...

Screw that, SL is at least as difficult at HL. Between tables and 80% of all SL product being unlocated and racks of product moving around all the time, I'd say it's significantly more difficult in many respects. You have to be intimately familiar with where everything goes in SL. It's just...

Yeah, whenever I'm on backup, used gift cards all go in the trash. I was told that they have a transaction history attached to them and there's no way I'm passing that on to another guest. Plus if you get into the habit of re-using old gift cards, how long before someone notices and starts...

Until someone wants the cart and dumps the items on the endcap so that they can take it! Granted, if the cart is ever still there when you get to it, then an improvement has still been made. :D

It may have been in the photoshopped ad that one of the popular Black Friday websites posted. Evidently it also said that the sale started on either Tuesday or Wednesday rather than Thursday evening. There was a lot of drama at Guest Services in my store over it.

To Those Guests: CALL AHEAD if you're getting more than 4 turkeys! Had one lady walk in and want 15 turkeys and another walk in half an hour later and want 20! I can't help you!

TTOTL: HOLY HELL. Schedule some people in meat after noon for fuck's sake! I hope the ETLs who are having to fetch turkeys for guests get on your ass all this week! Not only that, but you don't seem to get that there needs to be people in grocery ALL DAY, not just in the morning... TTOTM: You're...

There's still time. Markiplier made a video with Wet Head so there's the possibility it'll become a YouTube trend (or it already is). I can see it being a popular dirty/secret Santa gift.