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    To That One Guest - II

    I don't have kids, but I do know that, no, it is not fun to cart around a child who is screaming like a banshee.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    Sorry. I'll turn it down next time.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    The distinctive light red patterns on my work T-shirts are bleach stains.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    I assume TMs wear red vests for ironic flair.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    They've handed out red vests at our store. Now TMs, and leaders sometimes, too, are wearing whatever shirt they feel like and just putting a red vest on over it. It's how I found out my ETL had recently seen Ghost in concert.
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    To That One Guest - II

    The "Wet Floor" sign does not warn of the true danger ahead.
  7. ION the Prize

    The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    Might we interest you in a $400 computer tablet and a $70 Bluetooth stylus?
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    To That One Guest - II

    This is a Sherlock Holmes-level solution to a case Sherlock Holmes would never accept.
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    To That One Guest - II

    This thread is putting the "I" in "TM". As in: TMI.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    What a pretty world you guys live in!
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    To that one Team Member - II

    You audit U-boats at your store?! Is this just an overnight team thing that the big stores do, or does my inbound team lead not give a sh*t? (Little from column A, little from column B.)
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    To That One Guest - II

    Your Jedi mind trick just took a minute to kick in, that's all. ("These aren't the buckets we're looking for.")
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    To That One Guest - II

    You forgot to say, "Thank you for shopping at Target!" As in: "Pardon, ma'am, but would you like your rat poison bagged with your ready-to-eat salad? No? Okay. Thank you for shopping at Target!"
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