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"Welcome to the Target family!"

*Pallet of 0.9 cu.ft. microwaves and one misplaced 0.7 cu.ft. on top* Guest: Online it says these [thinking of the 0.7] cost $money but this sign [sign is for 0.9] says it cost $money. Me: scans the 0.7 This is the one on sale. Guest: Oh great. Do you think this can microwave a popcorn bag too...

To all Team Members who hide in the backroom restroom to text your nothings that no one will ever care about, when I need to use it, I hope your phone bricks 13 days after your warranty expires.

Walking to breakroom when I spot three chicks looking at rugs. "Hehe, hahaha. Oh look at this one!" One proceeded to start tearing the paper wrapping and unroll this FIVE FOOT rug because the display pic was clearly illustrated to deceive potential patrons. But then she caught my stare of...

TTOTM: Who habitually change the theme and background on the PCs in HR and the background on MyDevices. Stop, dense toddlers.

Red and Khakis----√ Name tag----------√ PDA-in-hand-------√ Walkie-------------√ SFS cart-----------√ *subtle hesitation* "Do... you work here?"

TTO(BR)TM: Having a designated SFS team now does not exempt you from picking an FF if I ask you to pick one. Cleaning up behind Overnight's incompetence left me unavailable at that moment to pick it myself. "Nah, you guys are SFS. You guys got all that now." is the last thing you should have said...

The Hasidics accountted for at least a third of the guest population at any given time at that store. I have no prejudice against them but seldomly did I have pleasurable interaction with one. Often rude, not destrupt - destroy countless zones, and an annoying sense of entitlement. Most tms...

When guests attempt to return items well beyond the the receipt expiration date. EX: Walking past GS and see a Jewish women befuddled as to why we won't refund her money on a heavily used, damaged mountain bike she bought... *drumroll* A YEAR AGO....

The aisles have eyes.

You had a few spellings errors.

I can't... I just can't even. *facepalm*

TTOTL: Executive I might add. GS... ETL... So, a guest has been waiting for some time for an item to be removed from the backroom location. You and Guest Service are befuddled since the Get for Guest tab doesn't say (1). 10-15 pass before you consult with me, a BRTM. Even if you weren't trained...

That really caught me off guard when I heard it on the news.

Her declined RedCard application.

To that one guest... I was behind the red double doors, in the Backroom in uniform, "Hi, do you work here?" "No, you see I'm a plant for Walmart. Just trying to see what the competition is up to is all."

To that one BR TM who was completely unreliable and managed to piss off both BR TLs, LOG ETL, and fellow BR TMs, your days were numbered the moment you said you weren't coming in on New Years Eve and Day. It was nice to see the LOD tell you to leave. Permanently. Just one left to go and I've...