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How awesome would it be to stand over the guests' shoulders as they leave comments like this and reply? "Yeah, and I shouldn't have to remove someone else's sh!t-filled diapers and excrement-smeared baby wipes from a shopping cart, but it's a messed up world we live in. Deal with it."

To which I would answer: "Good luck finding some!"

Ugh, my little sister has been known to keep her cell phone there: it's a flip phone, so she clips it over her shirt right where her bra is. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl to death, but sometimes I find myself asking, "Really? We came from the same womb?" Lol.

^Maybe. I even tried my favorite online Spanish dictionary, which has never failed me with a query, and the closest word spelling-wise is 'bolonio', which translates as 'an ignorant rattle-brained fellow'. I've never heard the term before and neither has my boyfriend, who is a native Spanish...

'Poner' is the Spanish verb for 'to put' and 'personal' is a cognate for the English adjective of the same meaning, but I have never heard the word 'bolomgie', neither in English nor in Spanish, so your guess is as good as mine what they meant to say, lol.

To all of the male guests who seem to come to Target with the sole purpose of having their weekly bowel movement and then go on their merry way once the toilet is hopelessly clogged to the point where a WORK ORDER is required because regular plungers are of no help: I hate you! :mad:

Ooooh, I need to introduce her to one of my step-aunts. I have a step-sister who is my age, and when we were teens, she always wore very low-rise jeans and revealing tops. Well, we were visiting my aforementioned step-aunt, and when she saw my step-sister with her jeans so low, she actually went...

The only thing about Fantasy Target is that if you miss a little, you miss a lot! Gone for a day or two and BAM! Five pages of threads for you to read in order to get caught up, lol. If we do get one going, may I suggest that the OP keep an updated list of who is who in terms of positions in the...

Aww, thanks, Bullseye. :o

Why does he have a brain if he can't use it?

Haha, well, I figured that if I was going to quit, I was going to tell that miserable C-U-Next-Tuesday exactly what I thought of her! And I'm sticking around the forum, no worries there. :) I may not be on as often, but I don't think I could just leave forever: I'd miss everyone way too much...

Thanks, guys! :) Haha, the funny thing is, I dealt with her the same night I put in my two-week notice. I remember thinking, "Um, yeah, if there were any doubts left in my mind as to whether or not I made the right choice to leave this place, they're gone now!"

Oh. Em. Gee. :facepalm: I've never seen anything that good on our wall, but I do remember this one: "make your plastic bags less decorative so I can use them to line my wastebasket" :confused::confused::confused:

Thanks, Imerzan. I'm optimistic right now: there is a very good chance that I will be getting a tutoring job within the next few weeks, and if that doesn't work out, there are plenty of job opportunities in my area right now, so I'm sure I'll find something soon.

I had a guest who was INSANE the other night in Food Ave. Blew up at me for no reason and went off and literally SCREAMED at the poor GSA about me, claiming that I had thrown a cup at her and used profanity, none of which was true. Fortunately, a cashier was coming to give me my break, so I was...

She chose to insult me on a day when I was already stressed, and I just lost it. I literally told her off! I think she was shocked, because no one stands up to her, ever. As soon as she lumbered off, I called HR and explained the situation. The ETL-HR knows what a *************** the STL is and...

To my STL: I've got two simple words for you, you inconsiderate, unintelligent b*tch: F*** YOU! You are the main reason I quit, something I made sure to spell out in great detail on my two-week notice. I hope you rot in hell and am SO GLAD that I will NEVER have to work for you EVER AGAIN. You...

One of these days, when someone gives me that d@mn line and cackles like they are the first person in the history of retail to come up with it, I'm going to wipe the smile right off my face, look them straight in the eye, and say, "You know, I was going to, but just for that, no. Sorry: you lose!"

:thumbsup: This is why we need a FATL!

At my store, it's all the guests seem to want to talk to ME about. :confused: Yes, guests, I am AWARE that "phew, it's a scorcher!" today; I've been out here pushing carts for the last three hours. Now unless you'd like to tell me something that I don't already know, kindly get out of my way...