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Obviously the two pack only has half as much in each one. That's how they get ya! Spot has Nature Valley Bars at 2 boxes of 6 each for $5.00 and a single box of 12 for $5.79. I'm with this guest. Question EVERYTHING! I have the sudden urge to go to Spot, find a doublepack of deodorants and...

Or the Train Man from the Matrix.

He must be a Time Lord.

The best way to deal with someone with a big mouth is to just have a bigger ear. Most people just want to have their voices heard. They don't have questions and they don't want answers. And I'm fine with that because I can just stand there and repeatedly say, "Uh huh. Yeah. Yep. I hear ya!"

Sounds to me like he was heavily shopping all the beauty products! AMIRITE?! Sorry bad joke is bad. Can't help myself when bored!

Decorative pillow & throw blanket could be clothing if they were going streaking. Just sayin'.

Garbage in, garbage out. Or, trash in, trash out.

I went through drive thru at Arbys. I used my card. The lady doesn't take my card. Instead she holds out with both hands, a card reader. I almost reached out to it until I realized just stick in my thing and get it on. This is how we do it. Everyone is different I guess. CoronaV has...

DCs have orange vests for people learning new equipment. We have them in vending machines where you just swipe and select it. Shouldn't be hard to have more than one vest. These things can't be expensive.

Probably same people who would sue for slip & fall saying you created an unsafe condition. So why did you cause them to walk through a caution taped spill anyways? You have some 'splaining to do.

I thought about going to Target during a rain storm and ordering an umbrella through drive up but then I've always been a product of the Jerk Store. Thanks Seinfeld!

I would of had her trespass banned from the store for disturbing the peace. This is some Jerry Springer shit right here.

The bike aisle is cleaned out empty. I asked a team member how many bicycles are they putting together in the back? She said, "I don't know." I felt like Sam Kinison in 'Back To School,.... "Good answer. Good answer. I'm gonna be watching you." Bicycles are the new toilet paper around here...

My card was declined because the bank froze it because someone bought gas many miles away.* *Spoiler Alert: IT WASN'T ME! After that I begrudgingly got a credit card in case it happens again because I don't carry cash much because I hate dealing with change. (Not the doing something...

Them: "Can you add it up for me?" Me: "Yes!" Also me: *click* Oh, did they mean RIGHT NOW? My bad.

Buuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnnn. They need that Aldis thing with the 25 cent carts. Then people wouldn't leave them everywhere. I would of said, "There's 25 cents in it for ya... like Aldis!" Lazy rebel scum.

May I quote you for the final comment on my next Best Team Survey? That would be so rad. Lol included.

Giving directions is so hot.

Rolling. Good opportunity to upsell them a Keurig. They need it.

I saw a commercial on tv for Angel Soft toilet paper saying, "We'll get through this together." Together? Are they just trying to rub it in? Together? We're here alone, sans Angel Soft. Together? They're nowhere to be found. Together?