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To my fellow tm's saying goodbye to me the past couple days: stop making me actually sad to leave your store. Stop it. I don't do touchy feely and you're making my Grinch heart grow.

TTOTM: Yeah dude, you'll be sad when I'm gone. You'll have to do all your own work and it'll be MUCH more obvious when you fudge your breaks because I'm the best at covering the floor all alone. Sucks to be yoooooou.

TTOTM: I am literally counting down the days until I no longer have to work with you. What in the world are you going to do when I'm gone and I'm not doing your workload? TTO(other)TM: Dude, you are a rockstar and you deserve that promotion. Just ignore the blank, angry stare you'll get the...

TTOETL: Screw you. I did an amazing job on ad set. "We aren't done" yeah maybe if you gave me the actual amount of people I need instead of having me do 4 1/2 sections by myself we'd actually finish in time. Even when TLs are on they usually stay 4 1/2 more hours and they don't finish in that...

To all the guests who wouldn't take their screaming children outside: Fuck you. I'd be more understanding if it was clothes or food for what you're buying but toys? Wrapping paper? Magazines? TAKE YOUR KID OUTSIDE. Instead it was 6 solid hours of kids and babies screaming because they heard...

TTOTM: Why why why why WHY would you pull backstock out of a PTM aisle? WHHHHHY? You were just doing ad set. You had one job. One! How did you mess up so bad? Ugh.

We recently had someone accept a backpack with a NAME WRITTEN IN IT. First and last in sharpie. We sent it back and dumped in the defectives box with a note and another, separate GSA sent it back out. Unfortunately we have had flow helping with reshop if they finish their stuff early and guess...

To that ETL: Ehehehehe. I'm crossing everything I got the DTL went into our backroom. Maybe if you weren't such a hardass we'd have warned you.

Probably the rolling closet type thing we have--it's like a clothes rack but you can wheel it from place to place. We have a couple different models--or at least did. I haven't actually zoned that area in months. :P To those two guests in electronics--I'm glad I literally made you throw your...

To the TLs and ETLs on earlier today: thank you soooo much for leaving me the only team member on the floor who could answer any calls, backups, assist guests, etc. For hours. That was super great. One team, one dream, amirite? And thanks for never answering a single call for me. That was nice...

NEVAR. You can take my soul but you can never take my Hallow'n away!

TTOG: Oh and that "manager" you complained to? A coworker. Who apologized to me because I was the one who dealt with you. Because he could hear you. From fifteen aisles away.

TTOTM: How did you find CHRISTMAS stuff already? How? We haven't gotten any in!

TTOG: You seriously get up to the register after shopping for over an hour and then want me to call someone to bring you two more toys because you "didn't think of it" while you were shopping??? Go get them yourself???

TTOG: You seriously had me hand-hold you through that tablet/laptop debate for 30 SOLID FREAKING MINUTES and then came back an hour later to return everything because it was $50 cheaper at Best Buy? Argh, why didn't you make them answer your questions for 30 minutes? Like, I obviously got you...

To everyone in back to school today: No. We do not have any pencil cases. We are literally across the street from multiple office supply stores. Perhaps you could try one of them instead of being mortally insulted I am not Harry Potter and can't conjure some up for you?

TTOTM: Noooo! We had worked it out to you figuring out I don't like you. Let's go back to that. Newsflash: I still don't like you. I don't know how much clearer I can make this without causing an HR incident. TTOTL: I'm going to miss you being one of the TLs for where I work. I hope your new...

TTOM: I swear if you call out on me like you were joking I will get your phone number from another tm and cry at you. Our deal was you tell me beforehand. Joking doesn't count. >:-( (kidding. Kind of) @V 42 sorry to hear about you getting termed but I'm glad you don't need-need the job while...

Dear duckling from yesterday: you did really well with me so I'm hoping the other leaders babying you today was them just being overly cautious as usual and not because I screwed you over.

To all our guests today: screw you. Screw you so hard. Screw you, random lady who yelled because I had closed my register (after I told her before, during and after she unloaded her things on the belt). I was already late for lunch and I will give you no mercy if I explain I'm late for lunch and...