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Guy was napping at the wheel, tried to tell his dispatcher he was falling asleep and didn't want to hurt anyone, got told to keep driving anyways. I think a lot of people who complain about truckers like that should just watch this video.

this fucking kills me inside. There will be a call button in Kitchenware and it'll go first request, second request, "Hey hardlines can someone get that???", third request... almost every weekend. Our hard lines team are the highschool type and they like to chit chat and work slow. One time, I...

Not meee! ;)

My team leader schedules me 5-6 days on, one day off, six days on, one day off, three days on, two days off, and then she repeats the cycle. why why can't I just do a standard five days a week You can schedule me eight hours a day, five days a week, not eight hours for four days and keep the...

Our FDC truck got cancelled yesterday and I had a guest looking for 1% Fair life "I'm sorry, we're out of it, we can't get it re-stocked because our truck got cancelled due to the blizzards." Guest: -exasperated sigh- Why? We all drove in this, why can't they? We have to every day. "It's...

I've accidentally cursed out on the floor under my breath on accident, just an instinctive reaction to me dropping a container of sour cream and it spilling everywhere. It wasn't loud, barely a whisper, but enough for my co-worker right next to me to hear and say "oh my god don't say that out...

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I had an old guy telling me how much he "really hated those fucking koreans" because he was wearing a Korean war vet hat and I just said "Thank you for your service, my grandpa was in the same war." Guess it's not really racism if the Koreans were trying to kill him, lmao.

big ol' LE SIGH People make me laugh when they do that.

"Excuse me, do you have any more of this Daiya shredded cheese in stock?" "Not sure, let's check!" -boops the barcode with a device- "Oh, I'm sorry we don't at the moment." le heavy sigh "Ooooookayyy..."

Yeah, a lot of people don't realize coffee they get for home or at a business is usually a blend of different coffees and tastes. Partially the coffee maker's faults, they don't really disclose what certain flavors go into a coffee.

Lmao that reminds me of the time a guy called me stupid and told me I didn't know my left hand from my right hand... all because I didn't know if pop was 3 for $12 or 4 for $12 off the top of my head

when a TM says he wants one of your shifts so you put it up on Kronos and he says "huh weird I tried accepting it but it didn't go through" so I kept asking throughout the week to make sure he has it covered and that he's gonna work it.. he says yes every time. Now, we get to the night before...

Can't fix stupid. I had a lot of really pleasant guest experiences today. Those are the guests that matter and the ones I think people sometimes forget to mention.

Not work related, but one of my brothers decided to take a number two... Type #7, and somehow managed to fling shit all over the wall. Not sure how, or why... but come on. He turns 18 in October, how hard is it to stay sat down while taking a shit? How do you even MANAGE TO GET SHIT ALL OVER A...

-notices a guy looking passionately at my yogurt wall- "Hi! Do you need help finding anything?" "uhh yeah, you guys don't seem to have any regular yogurt anymore, you got all this... fancy stuff now." "Oh, regular yogurt? Well, we have Chobani... Fage... simply balanced..." "No no I just...

People who bought a close to 70" TV and actually thought it'd fit in their tiny little Volkswagen lol

Not sure, I doubt it. I don't mind if they did or don't, I just wanted them to get talked to and I'm pretty sure they will. It's not the worst thing in the world but it just was kind of fucked up they did that, but it's not like it affected the whole store for days on end, just for that one night.

kill the meat guy. I'll be having a word with him lmao. also I love that movie, THAT VICKI VALLENCOURT GIRL IS THE DEVIL!!!!!