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I don't cashier or am at electronics much but a couple of weeks ago some dudes bought headphones and had three clothes (at electronics) with obviously switched clearance stickers on them (peeled off of something), sweaters that were obviously too new for clearance. I scan the barcodes and tell...

^ Ahahahahaha. I couldn't have kept a straight face if that was said to me

A few months ago, some dude kept would conveniently be in the section I was pushing/zoning and whenever I moved, he moved and would act like he was looking at the product. When I was in the milk, he was 10 feet away from me "looking" at the milk. When I moved to the frozen chicken, he was 10...

I felt like I was going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice sans a kidney.

This was from tonight while zoning the frozen fruit. Guy comes up to me with a girl. Guy starts talking to me while girl is shopping the aisle and messing up my zone: "Do you know anything about the bags you are zoning?' "Huh?" "The fruit. You look like you eat healthy and work out." "Um, well...

Guests that stand over you when you're zoning a section they want to get to without saying anything. I go extra slow for them. When guests pick up frozen chicken breasts and then find the fresh ones and leave the frozen ones where the fresh ones are. Same with sausage, fruit, and anything else...

We have a lot of different ethnicities come into our store. A few people I can understand what they want, some pull out their phones and translate or show a picture, but the worst are the ones that get irate when they don't do either and just repeat the same thing over and over. One dude comes...

Goes up to Food Ave: "I'll have the Word Salad combo."

If I had a travel sizer couponer come to my lane, I would play very dumb. First ask for the coupons. Then I would say "These coupons say no travel size. What exactly is a travel size?" I would then grab every item and ask them "Is this a travel size?'' "What actually constitutes a travel size?"...

"Where are prunes? I need them for laxative" Thank you for sharing.

This is true with all scenarios, such as people with clipboards and including those damn Dead Sea Soap kiosk people at the mall that try to spray or rub their shit on you. No eye contact and just keep walking. One of my friends begrudgingly signed up to help people in some country for $10 a...

For the summer, I'm working at a home with a kid and her mom who are religious. A few days after gay marriage became legal nationwide I was at the house prompting the kid to clean his room and the mom found a school report the kid did on the founding fathers. She looked at it, shook her head...

Haha... I was caught off guard and speechless. She was like "It's a joke!" Yeah, some joke. I just can't with people anymore...

I was zoning the back wall of the freezers and this late 30s woman comes up to me and asks "Do you know where your nuts are? Not the ones attached to you, the ones you eat?" UMMMMMMM

The state-issued guide for consumers here says "self-serve checkouts are NOT allowed" and to separate WIC foods from other groceries and separate foods by check. I've never had a WIC sale even though we accept them but the guide is very straight forward on what they accept, with logos and...

Target Love Connection

Another non-Target one. I work in a high school for a couple hours a day. I was walking the hall during classes and these two girls stare at me and whisper to each other... "Who is that?" "I don't know but he's hot!" Um.. awwkwarrd!

Not a guest but we have cereal in the breakroom every Sunday. It was Monday night. The brand attendant comes in, starts doing his cleaning around the room, looks at the 10 boxes of cereal on the shelf, shakes his head and says to himself "Sunday was like nine days ago." Uh...

If you have your phone just talk into it even if you're not talking to anyone. That's what I do. If someone is wanting your attention it's easy to ignore them and keep walking.

I've posted this before, but I'll put it here too... In '09, I'm stocking dairy in the Pfresh endcap and an older lady comes up to me. Her: "HEY! You're on the website!" Me: "Umm... what website?" H: "The most wanted website!" M: "America's most wanted?" H: "No, INTERPOL!" M: "Uhhhh..." H...