Search results for query: *

  1. desertcoyote

    Guest say the darndest (dumbest) things

    While printing his graduation photos, "Hey what's bigger, a 4x6 or 5x7?"
  2. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TTOG: I'm sorry you lost your wife. Believe me, I was more than happy to listen to your stories about her while helping you in photo.
  3. desertcoyote

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    I don't even want to know the consequences of that "accident". I pretty sure at my store it would be a final or term. The stores in my state have been fined in the past for not following proper environmental procedures.
  4. desertcoyote

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To my Store TL: I cannot tell you the satisfaction I felt when you were outside getting carts last week when it was 90F outside. I didn't feel said satisfaction because you'll go out and help... no no no, it was because you had slashed hours so much that the lone HL and SL person were stuck...
  5. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TToG: You cracked me up at the best possible moment today! LOL Guest- "I don't know how they expect you to be able to put this bra on by yourself. Oh... but you're a guy. You're more on the side of removing them." Me- "Well... I don't like to brag."
  6. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    You want me to call all the stores in the area to see if they have Hatchimals? I can tell you right now that no one has them in stock. How do I know? I checked the Target App and looked at nearby stores this morning at opening for another guest. No we don't have any right now, probably none...
  7. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    Yup... they're everywhere.
  8. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    Too ALL those guests... boy sure sucks that the Head and Shoulders coupon AND the Tresseme coupons didn't work out the way you wanted them to. It was even better when the STL came by and said I will need to double check the receipts of guests who "forgot to use their coupons".
  9. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TTOG: We (meaning everyone at the front lanes) all watched you walk over to the self check out registers so you could scam us with your fake coupons without a care in the world. We all saw your face when you saw the sign and the tape over the coupon slot... that's right scammer, you can't use...
  10. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TTOG: You were shocked as hell when AP showed up at the Service Desk after you ticket switched a few items and demanded we honor the prices. It was priceless that the AP person said, "No we're not honoring any of those prices and you know why." You left quickly and quietly with you tail...
  11. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TTOG: Haven't you heard? My store will not accept bags and bags of HBA returns without a receipt. No, not a gift receipt, the original receipt. Well... whether someone gifted you 30 boxes of Prilosec and razors or not, I can't do your return. Have a great day!
  12. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    LOL Your store must have an abundance of radios. Mine would take you walkie because there's not enough to go around.
  13. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    To ALL our guests today: Why do you insist on coming into the store when it's raining or storming outside. Go home, have a hot cup of tea and enjoy the weather. Most of you can't drive when it's warm and sunny out, much less when it's pouring rain! LOL
  14. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    You have an issue every single time you shop in our store. You complain, you moan and groan and yet you keep coming back because my ETLs didn't see you scamming for small amounts of cash every time you come in. It must have surprised you when an ETL knew what you were doing and said no. They...
  15. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    TToG: The look of shock on your face when the AP ETL told you that we would not accept your returns gave me such a thrill. The indignity on you face when he followed the corporate script about denying returns is something I will remember until my last days with Spot. We all know who you are...
  16. desertcoyote

    Archived Guest stereotypes

    I had her type come up to the Service Desk and tried to get me to ring up her 25 items. I told her that I'm sorry but I am helping all three guests at the photo kiosks, but I'll be there shortly. That c*** rolled her eyes threw her stuff in a cart and muttered asshole when she walked by. I...
  17. desertcoyote

    To that one guest

    Lady, I'm not going to price match an out of stock Walmart web price... more than that I'm not going to price match 2 of them or the ten razors you have hidden in your cart. Policy states one, if it's in stock and I can verify the price. I saw your coupons too. Nice try.
  18. desertcoyote

    Archived Do you carry.....?

    I had a guy ask me about replacement blades for an electric shaver, we didn't even carry it online. "I bought the razor here, you should carry the replacement blades!" "Let me look on the iPad, hmm. We don't even carry them online. How long ago did you buy your electric razor?" "Six years...
  19. desertcoyote

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: I'm sorry I left that guest with the HBA stuff and a gift receipt with you at the service desk. I knew she was going to be a pain but I was minutes from my fifth hour!
  20. desertcoyote

    Archived Dumb questions from Guests......really..... you have to ask?

    "Can you help me with my photo? What's bigger, a 4x6 or 5x7?" o_O I kid you not, the picture he was wanting to print was his graduation photo. SMDH...:eek:
Back
Top