Search results for query: *

children have been spitting in my face about 3 times a day lately

Guest: Beach towels. Me: I'm sorry? Guest: Beach towels! Me: No, my name's Kyle. (points to nametag) Guest: (looking at name tag) Oh, you don't work here? Me: (looking pointedly at tag, which features a rather obvious Target logo and my name) I do. CIHYFS? Guest: (suddenly calm and...

TTOG: Thank you for being polite, calm and listening to the answers to your questions. Also, cute sandals. Liked those more than I should have.

TTOTM: you're not God. You're not even good at what little you do. Your rage just makes me giggle. Seriously, fast fun and friendly? I know 2 out of 3 is asking a lot for someone who's been here as long as you, but could we get one?

To the ad set team: fucking set the ad. tear down the old ad. I know you don't have enough hours but this level of sucking is pretty impressive. To the STL: give them the hours already!

I fucking hate when people ask if I have iPhones in stock. Of course I do. This isn't a carrier store. But for Pete's sake be more specific. G-d bless those who call in with, "do you have any gold 128 gig 6 pluses for Sprint?" We don't and we never will but you made finding that out way easier.

Like Sublime said, learn Spanish. Doesn't make sense living in a country where you don't speak the primary language...which in ten years won't be English. Somehow I saw this coming and learned Spanish. Even have a special name badge.

Welcome to retail. This kind of shit happens a lot.

Mobile rant! People who don't tell you they're waiting. If my back is to you, and you can't use words, you're just a dude playing on his phone. So when i catch your eye on the way to the register at 8:36, I'm sorry but no amount of repeating "I just want to get a phone," even when combined with...

Guest flagged me down yesterday whIle I was zooming for another guest. I turned around and answered her question while walking backwards at full speed, then spun back to the task already at hand.

TTOG: you asked if we had an Elsa dress in a specific size. We did not. So far so good. Then you asked, "But have you EVER sold it?" I don't know, ma'am. Let me consult my database of products we once carried but don't anymore that we compiled for NO REASON WHATSOEVER. I only said the first...

TTOTM: I'd rather work every freaking shift every single day until someone competent gets hired than have your incompetent piece of crap guest-angering BS anyfuckingmore. And it looks like I might have to.... Ahh, being the only specialist in my position.

TTOG: we're not supposed to hold game systems but we did for you for one hour. You came in an hour and a half later, just as we were selling it to the person in front of you. You flipped shit. Freaked out. Screamed at everyone that you'd just go to Wal-Mart cause they would price match. If I'd...

To the guest who decided to talk about me, in front of me, in Spanish: thank you. Seriously. Getting to say, "Lo siento. Fui a public school" was one of the highlights of this year and of my time at Target so far. Translates as "sorry, I went to public school."