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so my workplace sells fire extinguishers someone's receipt had a slight issue on it he proceeded to ask "so it must be free then" I almost launched myself over my desk at him to strangle him

STOP GENERAL MERCHANDISE SHIFTS I CAN'T HANDLE THE MINDNUMBING BOREDOM.

I will not work a gen merch closing shift on Saturday sorry no ma'am.

My fucking STL. "Oh I've seen you a lot recently!" Yeah you dumb cow? You've fucking scheduled me ten days in a row you're gonna fucking see a lot of me. Oh yeah NOBODY else in the fucking store can do a goddamn gen merch plastics shift other than me!

STOP FUCKING SCHEDULING ME SO MUCH

Oy ETLs stop giving me fucking gen merch push shifts like I'm going to fucking blow my brains out; this is so mind numbingly dull.

A story told in Post-It (from reddit)

What is it with women who shop at Target and ordering 15 trillion clothing items at once

Enough with the fucking diapers. We get it, your husband did big huge cums in you, stop ordering 50 thousand diapers.

Who's the cunt that placed an SFS for approximately 25 AND items, like honestly fuck you

Okay STL you can put me in planorama all you fucking want. I'm calling out the first day and coming in late the second. This isn't mt fucking job.

Why is it my responsibility, a plano/flex fill TM, to help in domestics? It's not *my* business. They have their DBOs.

TTOTM: Wow I'm so glad you're not an ETL or TL at my store. I couldn't imagine working with someone like you. ;)

METEORITE

Guest who ordered 8 Angel Soft: I hope a meteorite hits your house

How many fucking New Day shirts does this twat need? Is she just sitting at her fucking computer, mindlessly clicking every single thing that comes on screen? Like, with this much crap, it's a cursory glance through the department and then INF. I'm not spensing 12 hours just so twatgoblin gets...

Oh great one of those "i need 17 pair of jeans" garbage humans

Stop scheduling me in gen merch I want to KMS

FINE I'll agree to that

BTS died. It was a clearance notebook.