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*Holds a bitch guest's item* Ooh my glasses slipped! *looks guest in the eye* *pushes up with middle finger* That's better! Teehee! *Entitlement-splosion*

Hahaha!

The reason they are (and should be) treated differently is that, with VERY few exceptions, fat people's condishuns (IE mobility issues) are caused by their poor choices. They can also make the choice to lose weight. These scooters are meant for people who can't make the choice to get their...

You cannot leave us hanging like that! We ALWAYS want to hear whatever "long" story you want to spare us from.

Should've called the cops and had him charged with assault.

I wear glasses...

You should keep a few on you for exactly that purpose. "Oh you're handing out pamphlets? Here, I have one of my own, please read it!" *hilarity ensues* Do not do this while on the clock, unless you don't care about your job

As you were clocked out, you probably could've cussed her out. It was always my dream when I worked there to run into one of the "guests" off the clock so I could scream at them with no filter.

She had that happen after she switched the $5 clearance tag to a $200 dyson and wondered why we wouldn't change it for her...

This might sound fucked up, but I think people like that should be chemically castrated and have their vocal cords ripped out.

My sides... I've piled it so high that eventually it just fell, so there's that. Acted all apologetic when inside I was thinking "YES HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"

I always hear stories like this were ETLs stand around waiting for the peons to get to the call button 20 feet away from them, and I don't believe it because that's just not how it was at my store. STL was willing to hop on a register or help service desk to deny food return bitch #930, I'm sure...

TTOG: It's my last day. So I'm going to be rude to you if you're on a cell phone in my line. You know how the counter is filled up with your scanned and bagged crap right now? Take it and put it in your cart. You looked kinda shocked that you actually had to do some work, because I couldn't fit...

They get their items bagged roughly in the order they were put on the belt for me. Obviously I make an effort to bag chemicals separate from food but if it's all mixed together then I assume they don't care.

We smart sort pretty much everything. The biggest problem for me is that when I need backup sometimes I get responses, but they always leave a huge pile of unsorted returns and they don't bother cleaning up before heading out to the floor. So when I see that it makes me want to dump the one spot...

I wouldn't even bother asking someone else unless they specifically request that, and even then I try to get them the fuck out of my lane so other people can get through. My standard line is: "I have no way of looking that up through the register." Then I suggest they ask the people on the floor...

TTOG: No, I won't do you a "solid" or whatever the fuck you said. It says on your receipt RIGHT UNDER the batteries "return by XX/XX/XX," which was several weeks ago. If it was a few days over I'd do it, but now you'll just have to find some way to deal with them. If you "didn't need them" then...

Keep them on for a couple weeks into January living on the reduced hours before being let go for "business reasons." Only then can they start their new job.

It's whatever state law allows, in MN there is no mandatory gift card cashout law so we don't even have the option. I could think of ways to force it by buying a 999999 item and returning it, using the override code to get cash, but that's a stretch and we'd never do that. In CA they are more...

I'd make it a job requirement. Let's do away with the bullshit college degree requirements for jobs that don't actually need that kind of education, you just have to have experience dealing with SHITTY people...so basically getting rid of the ETL college requirement and replacing it with...