Recent content by Batteryguy556

Of all the places, why target? The only people who shop here are annoying wannabe yuppies At least pick somewhere good like erewhon, lmao. (In Minecraft)

Welcome! Don’t forget, you’re here forever.

They made me wrap those male masturbators. guess the locals were stealing them, lol

look out guys, we have a made man here. Are your managers going to get a fish wrapped in newspaper in the mail anytime soon?

You should try to find a better job before Target completely sucks your soul dry. My advice to you, get an education, work on transferrable skills, go to trade school... don't stay at target longer than a year if you can help it. You have very little opportunity for growth in the retail world...

To any corporate fart that reads this post, I hereby promise to inconvenience you any time that you come into my store for any sort of audit or visit.

Update: Not sorry anymore.

Pour concrete into the toilets, it's the only option

They will gaslight you, haze you, and steal your life savings. Also they'll force you to bake one of 7 different types of pies. If you fail at baking the Pecan one they will immediately summon a demon to torment you. Just show up, lol.

I haven't been mean to you yet, you're too new

Sorry to everyone I was a dick to today That is all

Who is jake and do I have to kill him in hand to hand combat?

All of the dumbfuck teenagers are dating each other at my store, the breakups are really funny especially when it's two guest service farts

Careful, if you show your powerlevel here the commies come out of the woodwork and try to shit on you "ZOMG NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY YOUR EASY RETAIL JOB!! >:("

I'll shit in yours if you talk to me out of line again do you know who I am? do you know the power I wield?