Recent content by Captain Orca

H2O retention is exacerbated by the age old favorite BPH. Rednecks get it too and voluminous amounts of ice cold PBR primes the pump. Kinda like the Bernoulli principle referencing bulk and liquid conveyance. (as he cleans the bore of the 'ole Krieghoff.)

My shorts get clingy if I eat too many potato chips.

Back in junior high.

Thumbs up to our friend in the frozen North. Excellent advice.

Couldn't imagine a colonoscopy without full sedation.

Advice to new cashiers, never ever let anyone fast talk you. Be meticulous, cautious and go as slowly as needed to properly service the customer. If at any time you feel intimidated or confused just pause, stop if necessary and get help. Remember your front end TL, ETL, supervisor or whatever...

I once saw someone trying to confuse a young lady cashier (looked like a college kid) at Wegmans. I can't stand people who abuse cashiers. I suggested she just stop the transaction, leave everything on the belt (I was on line behind the offender) and call for a front end supervisor. She...

Call for a GSTL if it happens again.

We had a TL who constantly wrote people up. (can't stand that fucking phrase). She thought she was gaining forward motion. The stupid bitch was just digging her own grave. In short order they fired her.

There is no shortage of stupid in this country.

Punch in Put the mustard and salad dressing on the shelves Do a 15 Put more shit on the shelf Do a 30 More work stuff GTFO Nothing in between. Go home and count my money

Random guy is the old redneck. How the hell is a HIPAA violation? She wanted the procedure without anesthesia. Her choice! The Captain will take a blast of Propofol any day for mine.

Missed a few days during my 7 yrs of mediocrity at the RedDog. Some medical stuff. I'm old, old bucks get medical stuff fixed. Never had an issue calling out and if I did you know how I would have handled it.

HIPAA

It's HIPAA not HIPPA