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    Archived A view of what Target use to look like almost 30 years ago from a movie that was set in one

    And to be as pretty as she is.
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    To that one Team Member - II

    I remember my mom's.
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    Archived A view of what Target use to look like almost 30 years ago from a movie that was set in one

    I want that uniform.
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    To That One Guest - II

    Real-talk tho. My right index finger does NOT print. When I first enlisted and went to DEERs for my CAC (alpha bravo Charlie!) it took 15 minutes before my right index finger would electronically print. That should have been, like, indicator #15 that I was in for a bad time. If the civilian...
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    To that one guest

    Lol
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    Archived Things Team Members [Leaders] Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    We don't get that busy. And we're always over-staffed in softlines specifically for helping out at the lanes. My store is a team-work lacking train wreck and there's absolutely no reason for it ever. Just no accountability enforced by leadership, and when someone tries to get someone held...
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    Archived Things Team Members [Leaders] Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    THIS. "Team can I get a backup" ... -silence- ... "hey, team, *names*, can I borrow one of you for the front lanes for a few minutes?"...-silence-... Suddenly my favorite (crucify me) comes running up, and hops on, explaining she wasn't able to clock on early and had to wait for the clock to...
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    To that one guest

    Prettyyyyyyy sure the culprits were the teenage boys that yelled "oh my p**sy!" And "my tits hurt" as they left. Brb. Weeping for the next generation.
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    To that one guest

    I found "bitch" the other day and put the letters back where they belong.
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    To that one guest

    I love thee with a love, that is more than love.
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    To that one guest

    *deep breath* TTOG: Sir, kind sir, our hours are posted. No, we will not open early. Not even for you. Not even for you to go in and get one thing. Because there's noone there to check you out. Actually, if I rubbed my brain cells together and made that spark in order to check you out, it would...
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    To that one guest

    I double-dog-dare someone to write out "corporate greed" and take a picture.
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    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOShiptShopper: two types of people. Those that listen to understand... and those that listen to respond. I get you're in a hurry. I get your time is MONEY. But if you would have shut your mouth for two minutes I would have been able to communicate what you needed to know, and what I needed to...
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    To that one guest

    TTOG: do. Not. Touch. Me. Ever. Again. Do not call me gorgeous. Do not get that close to me you creep I'M SHIFTING AWAY FOR A REASON. Ughhhhhhh.
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    To that one guest

    TTOG: yes. She's Muslim. No, she's not a terrorist. Yes, I heard you.
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