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That doesn't smell right.

Did Karen try using her big-girl words and ASKING the zoning TM for help?

It's not an invalid point, though.

I do NOT miss cleaning up stupid popcorn.

What's hop?

What was the question?

Are you lost, little bot?

I'd be most impressed if the dump in question was a one-turder.

"Thanking the guest" was pretty heavily emphasized on the most recent round of G.U.E.S.T. training.

Whoever came up with this "thank you for coming to Target" nonsense clearly lacks experience in interacting with humans. How are guests supposed to reply to that? "You're welcome...?"

TTOTM: Turn off that damn walkie or get out of the breakroom.

Yes--psychology calls it "social loafing."

I'm guessing their typical Starbucks order contains very little actual coffee.

We're putting her at risk at work. Precious.

To those mombies: STOP SHOVING YOUR TODDLERS' SNOTTY FACES INTO THE SCENTED CANDLES.

"AP, can you come over to cosmetics?" With or without actually holding the button.

Intimates? "I think most of our guests are in underwear. Or are you asking for someone to help the guest while wearing underwear? Because that might rule me out."

See, this sounds like Heaven to me.

Are the dolls used as pins? 'Cause that would be satisfying.

Serial killers. You must be serial killers.