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Does the TM in question bare any resemblance to this shady character?

Had an ETL that used to do this every so often, fuck'em!

Probably just used it for the Super Bowl, "Welp, won't use this for another year, might as well return it and get some Valentine's Day crap!"

Depends on the law in your area, down here in FL they passed a statewide rule that anyone buying any type of cough medicine has to 18+ and show ID. We don't want these kids out here Robotripping their balls off because we didn't check if they were over 18. Won't someone think of the children!?

They we're expecting Robert Downey Jr. to be under the mask.

Did you ask for their race card?

"But... but... Google says you have it, I saw it on my phone!" 😑

I want to see this look rocked more, boyshorts and Behemoth, Daisy Dukes and Deicide!

I thought they got a divorce, good to hear that they are back together.

Wait 'till you have a guest cry when you either can or can't find an item...

They added more call buttons at my store before I left, so glad I'm not hearing :"TEAM WHO'S GOT THAT CALL BUTTON?; GS, DO WE HAVE THAT DRIVE UP?; WE HAVE A GOAL TIME APPROACHING!; TEAM, WHO'S COMING UP FOR FAST SERVICE?; HARDLINES/SOFTLINES YOU HAVE STRAYS AT GS AND THE CHECKLANES!; MILITANT...

I ended up giving myself a crash course in GS by stepping up to the counter when it was busy and no help was coming and the GSTM guided me through the process. Simple returns/exchanges are really easy to process, just wait for help when shit gets complicated. That's how I learned pretty much...

"That was the the night Andy Dufresne got dumped by his girlfriend, he had went to Target to buy a new TV for their household but had got into a monstrous fight before leaving that night, she left him and his TV out in that cold rain, but it was still better then that time he had to wade through...

Man...I feel sorry for that poor, defenseless 65 in. television...

"I've just returned from my travels in the bustling city of Bangkok, time to go down to my local Target to print these photos of the lurid acts I engaged in to save for posterity."

What a moron, she probably doesn't even have the flu, ever idiot with a sniffle thinks they need it so there's a shortage in some areas.

The greedy vultures want an easy meal and are ready to pluck the flesh off the body while the heart is still beating. Just keep a level head, give a little shit back when you can.

"What are you gonna do when Amazon buys you up?" I don't know, hope that they make a Jungle Explorer Bullseye plushie with a little knapsack and machete! "No wonder Wal-Mart is beating you." Thanks for the breaking news! You've deeply hurt my feelings by informing me that another corporation...

I wouldn't take it personally, when a guest is getting flustered it's always best to turn it over to a manager. Once you turn it over to them it's out of your hands and any decision the manager makes is on them.