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Not that either of us work at Target anymore, buuuuuuuuut TTOFTM: I always knew there was something off about you. You had that "look" to you, but man I was half joking when I thought you were a pedophile, but it seems my jokes/suspicions were correct. Hope you enjoy jail, guy! They'll sure...

To that receiving TM: I get that you're pissed that I messed up the sales floor MIRs, buuuuuuuuuuuuut this was the first time I've done them. Get mad at the people who "trained" (and I use this lightly) me. I used to feel bad that ETLs and TLs ignore your complaints, but now I know why, because...

I actually had a blind guy with a great sense of humor. I was taking my break outside with backroom keys in my pocket and he was following behind me. When the security thing went off he, without hesitation, said "OOH, they found out I stole my dog" haha.

TTOG: It seems like I always get one set of deaf guest this time of year and every year you guys are some of the nicest people despite our communication barriers. I know I probably made it awkward, but I'm glad I was able to help you guys and hopefully made your Christmas. TTOG: Yes, it is...

Sir, I know the Flexible Fulfillment process is a hard process to grasp (You select item(s), TM pulls item(s), you receive email stating item(s) has/have been pulled), but I am not your personal errand boy. It's not my fault that you didn't understand a three step process and decided to leave...

TTOG: my STL, Corporate, and I do not care if the 40" Element TV was on the site, as you said, the site said it is available on the 27th y'know tomorrow. No we will not sell you one because "Corporate Said So". Go right ahead and call corporate again, telling them every sob story in the book...

They smell "the retail" on you.

TTOTM, I don't know who is doing this, but if the bathroom door is locked, there is a prrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeettty good chance that it is occupied. Shaking the handle and knocking every 10 seconds will not magically unlock it. In fact, I may wash my hands three or four times, thoroughly.

YOU BURNT MY MOUTH YEAH YOU BURNT MY SOUTH

TTOTM, I don't know who did it, but when I tell a guest that they will get 15% off a damaged product and you tell them "We don't do that anymore", not only do you make ME look bad, you make the store look bad. Way to go. Hopefully the GSTL found you and talked to you because the ETL was pissed.

TTOG, goooo away. You're the reason why we, at our store, feel as though Target is becoming the new Wal-Mart. You made comments to myself and the Target Mobile guy about your three daughters, age ranging from 11-15, about them having unprotected sex already. I have zero interest in knowing this...

MONSANTO!!! *Shakes Fist*

To that one ex-TM, you were termed because you no-called 3 times in a year. The store knows that it sucks to lose you, but those are the rules. Quit being so bitter about it and move on.

To the GSA and ETL-HR, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP. Goodness. You two are usually pretty bad by yourselves but MyTime wanted us to suffer this morning. I swear it was rare to have a single moment of silence on the walkie and even then the two of you would muck that up. The GSA actually...

TTOG, I'm sorry, I love helping people out (though it tends to bite me in the ass, great friends heh), but I will not give you a ride. I don't want to believe you're a bad person wanting to hurt an overly trusting person, but the world is a cruel place and the area we're in (a good area) seems...

To that one guest, usually when I have nothing to do a Friday night I'll watch a movie, listen to music, text/FB message people, play a video game, etc. Not sure why your Friday night consisted of hanging out in electronics for two hours talking to whomever was near you or acknowledged you. I...

Whoever works guest service that puts returns into the Reshop cart or just repackages it, please look at the damn thing before you do that. Our guest are getting absolutely sick of getting stuff that isn't marked Repackage that is actually a repackage AND a faulty item. Same with Repackages...

Probably one of my new "favorites" I had a few days ago. Guest: "How long does Clearance last?" Me: "Until we get rid of it all" Guest: "No, no. How long does the clearance price last?" Me: "Well that is the price now, if it doesn't go, it might drop some more." Guest: "No, I just want to know...