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Redeye's is better!

Lol, that's hilarious. But if we're going to get murderous, why not "guests first"? Seriously, some days I want to hurt people. Fast, fun, and homicidal!

We have not been accepting "Redeemable at Walmart, Harris Teeter, etc" coupons. I guess we will now.

To that one, dozen, fifty guests... There is no popcorn smell. The neon "popcorn" sign is not on. There is no popcorn in the machine. There is a huge sign on the popcorn machine (up front and very visible) that says "Out of Order." "Can I get a popcorn?" NO!!!!!! YOU CANNOT GET A FUCKING...

Otherwise respectful people are happy to treat retail and food service workers like shit because they really do think they are better than us. We are just workers to them, whereas a medical receptionist or a teller is a "professional." I'll never forget the one time I was waiting tables in...

I hate it when I say "Hello" and "How are you today?" to guests and they completely ignore me. I know they hear me, but they pretend that they don't. FUCK YOU TOO.

That wouldn't fly at our store. The whole "oh, they let me do it at the other Target" means nothing to us. We're pretty liberal with our couponers, but we do draw the line somewhere, and our STL backs us up, too.

This drives me nuts too! 29 cents each is not that expensive for a banana. I have guests who get to the register and are shocked to realize that the bananas are 29 cents EACH, not per pound (or, even more unbelievably, per bunch). Where the fuck can you get bananas for 29 cents a pound...

I like it when parents with kids come through my line and the kids are well-behaved and friendly. I just lap up the "Yes Ma'am" and "thank you ma'am" talk like honey. Bonus points if the kiddo says something hilarious and adorable.

Recently, someone peed on the carpet in our fitting room. Also, someone shit all over the back of the toilet in the "ladies" room recently. Like, sprayed it all over the back of the toilet. And a kid puked on the floor in Food Ave. Ewwww. Retail is nasty.

I don't really *hate* kids. I just have zero patience with them and have even less desire to have any of my own. I'll be out in public with my mom, and she'll say something like "Oh, someone's tired!" when there's this absolute brat screaming his head off. It's almost like she enjoys...

I hate kids.

I hate them. My GSTLs and some (but not all) of my GSAs will tell us to take almost any coupon as long as it's not obviously fake. Lately I've been taking Walmart coupons, expired coupons, and coupons for similar-but-not-the-same items. It's all about "vibing with the guest." I'm scared of...

Guest comes over to Guest Service and then gestures over to the darkened, yet clearly labeled, Photo Lab. "Is the customer service open?" *Facepalm

I get a bitchy asshole every now and then both at service desk and on a register, but I've never had someone cuss at me (yet). My poor friend works in HR in another store and she got cussed out twice in the same day. I had a bitch the other day angry because we wouldn't price match the store...

At my store, cashiers can do WIC checks. We just have to read the check carefully and make sure the guest has only what's on the check (they always do). I've had some fairly young guests but no one shockingly young. Of course, to me less than 20 seems kind of young to have a kid.

The photo lab is totally dark, and there's no one in or around it. Guest: "Is there anyone working at the photo lab?" *facepalm

I had one of these one day. They smelled like stale piss and they had a lot of coupons that weren't technically fraudulent, but they were insisting that we accept them for the wrong items. They also kept calling me by my first name on my name tag a bizarre number of times.

That is a sorry sack of shit right there.

Lol, this thread. Now when I have a problem guest, I think to myself "Looks like we got an xxxx on our hands here!"