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this can be said for any of the exteeeeeeme couponers, too. once I see that binder, I turn off my light to keep customers from piling up in my.lane and I call for backup. It's usually at least a 20 minute affair as they niggle over every coupon in the pile.

while the overtime listing is a bit odd, the full store schedule isn't. no one is going to hand you a sealed envelope with your schedule enclosed like a confidential document.

forgot this one.. to the lady who bought 30 jars of gravy but only took one out of the cart: unless you hand the damn things over, it makes it real hard to bag them. so don't stand and complain that I didn't help you with things I can reach... moron...

"Everyone's credit machines work different, I don't know..." That's why they put instructions on the screen, you freakin' moron...

to that bitchy customer who smiled while she asked if I worked on Thanksgiving: screw you.

to our brave GSTL... stop calling for backup and just standing there watching no one jump on a lane... hit the f-ing register! I have seen customers stare at you while you stand around doing nothing. we have had managers getnon register before you have yourself, really?

to that one guest who asked if I needed to scan the case of water on the bottom rack of her cart... yes, we do. and me asking you to lift it so I can scan it was not a reason to find a Customer Service Rep to complain. maybe next time you won't waste precious oxygen to ask a stupid question.

why should someone use their break time to acquire equipment? There should be equipmnt available, especially for electronics associates.

while we have cleaner ( mostly) customers than Wallyworld, it doesn't change the fact that people, once they enter a retail space, typically check their intelligence at the door. Retail and service work has made me hate most people.

Ah, to that one particular last guest of the night... After spending an hour in One Spot, making little piles of stuff on the floor to organize your 100 little items, then you proceeded to wander about the store for two hours. Then, after 3 announcements telling you the store was closing, you...

you havr to remember, most TLs fear initiative. it threatens their authority. they also fear undertrained employees, as that usually shows that a TL has failed to actually show someone how to do something.

to the people who ask us why we can't look up your Red Card information... why would you want us to have more access to your financial information? don't you see the potential for abuse by an unscrupulous employee? or is your inability to have your stuff with you my fault?

to the manager-in-training: don't sell someone a Nikon camera who tells you that they already own Canon lenses that they want to use on a new camera. This is the kind of crap that retail teaining would prevent.

to our brave GSAs (except one): when we hit the Additional Assistance button, please don't stand around, calling for backup, after no one one responds. Get on a damn register! People in line are staring at you for a reason!

Customers, in general, are getting dumber. Coupons that don't apply, price tags quoted for the wrong items, creating messes in the store without at least telling someone, these are just the tip of the iceberg. And none of us are being paid enough to go the extra mile to make up for their...

To that one guest's daughter: I'm sorry your mother was such a bitch. If she berates you elsewhere as bad as she railed on you in the checklane I'm surpised you've never tried to muder her in her sleep. To the mother: The checklane is not the place to sort out what you want to buy, ending up...

"how do you get credit on this thing? every does it different I can never keep them straight..." Read the fu%$*$*ing screen, idiot. Instructions are included in plain English.

Be lucky you aren't at my store. Ever see the Gypsy Sisters show? Those idiots come into all of the Targets with a handful of coupons, half of which don't work, and yell at us because we can't take them all.

to our temporary HR and my supervisor: please tell me that you had a better reason to cut me back to two days this week than the well-known fact that I am sick. In fact, tell me that, so I can sue the dogshit out of you.

Customer: "can I ask you a question?" Me: "you just did"