Archived Hurricane time here in fl

[Targetedbullseye]

Water,flashlights,generators gone today, but we do have plenty of gatorade!

 

[Kartman]

Years ago I was offered a high-paying job in Marathon... I declined.

Good luck, Florida!

 

[Targetedbullseye]

Ty..cone of uncertainty time = chaos

 

[Black Sheep 214]

Good luck to all of you in hurricane country!🤞

 

[can't touch this]

Florida:

1. Brutally fucking hot
2. Hurricanes and storm surges
3. Gators
4. Expensive as fuck real estate
5. Nobody is not being shot or stabbed to death at any moment, ever

So what again is the point of Florida? Should we build a wall around it and sell it to Cuba? (yes)

 

[dannyy315]

Be safe Floridians, especially on the east side.

 

[Kartman]

So what again is the point of Florida?

Not the point of this thread, but thanks for posting.

 

[Militantagnostic]

Florida:

1. Brutally fucking hot
2. Hurricanes and storm surges
3. Gators
4. Expensive as fuck real estate
5. Nobody is not being shot or stabbed to death at any moment, ever

So what again is the point of Florida? Should we build a wall around it and sell it to Cuba? (yes)

*takes off glove and slaps CTT across the face*
Sir! I will not have you besmirch the land that I know and love! Florida has plenty of great things to offer:
1. Playgrounds for the wealthy: Palm Beach (GEOTUS, Rush Limbaugh, Jeffery Epstein RIP)
2. Mild winters
3. Manatees
4. The Cuban sandwich
5. Spring Break! Woohoo! *pukes*
6. Disney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, SeaWorld, Gatorland, Coral Castle
7. The cool part of Ted Bundy's serial killer career

I hope you can see now why we should be spared the ultimate wrath of Mother Nature in the form of a giant buzzsaw that is Hurricane Dorian!

 

[Produce Queen]

Florida:

1. Brutally fucking hot
2. Hurricanes and storm surges
3. Gators
4. Expensive as fuck real estate
5. Nobody is not being shot or stabbed to death at any moment, ever

So what again is the point of Florida? Should we build a wall around it and sell it to Cuba? (yes)

What an inappropriate post

 

[flow4areasonuno]

*takes off glove and slaps CTT across the face*
Sir! I will not have you besmirch the land that I know and love! Florida has plenty of great things to offer:
1. Playgrounds for the wealthy: Palm Beach (GEOTUS, Rush Limbaugh, Jeffery Epstein RIP)
2. Mild winters
3. Manatees
4. The Cuban sandwich
5. Spring Break! Woohoo! *pukes*
6. Disney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, SeaWorld, Gatorland, Coral Castle
7. The cool part of Ted Bundy's serial killer career

I hope you can see now why we should be spared the ultimate wrath of Mother Nature in the form of a giant buzzsaw that is Hurricane Dorian!

8. Florida Man

Mother Nature likes to have something to gawk at too

 

[dannyy315]

I always see people talk about how dangerous Florida is, but when you look at states with the highest homicide rates, Florida ranks #25. Sure there’s a ton of safer states, but that’s 24 states more dangerous than Florida.

 

[redeye58]

So what again is the point of Florida?

One of only nine states that doesn't have a state income tax.

 

[Black Sheep 214]

One of only nine states that doesn't have a state income tax.

That’s a big plus right there.

 

[Kartman]

Florida is a cool place as long as you can pack up and haul ass every few years... and you keep GREAT insurance!

Hurricane Radar

 

[can't touch this]

Someone I know used to live in FL and many a time the local dinosaurs would stop by his pool for a dip

 

[Kartman]

Yes - only they like a nice pool.

 

[seasonaldude]

Someone I know used to live in FL and many a time the local dinosaurs would stop by his pool for a dip

I used to live in Florida. Don't know about dinosaurs, but seeing alligators swim down the canal in your backyard was quite the trip.

 

[can't touch this]

Gators all the way down

 

[Kartman]

Sounds like down here. Swamps be us!

 

[dannyy315]

This storm is no joke. Some weather models are showing it reaching speeds as high as 140 mph. It’ll also slow down as it approaches land, worsening the flooding problem.

 

[flow4areasonuno]

This storm is no joke. Some weather models are showing it reaching speeds as high as 140 mph. It’ll also slow down as it approaches land, worsening the flooding problem.

They do seem to be getting slower lately, don't they? I remember the one either last year or the year before that just creeped along for days at like 2-8 MPH. It was disastrous.

 

[Kartman]

So, you moving there?

 

[happygoth]

Florida:

1. Brutally fucking hot
2. Hurricanes and storm surges
3. Gators
4. Expensive as fuck real estate
5. Nobody is not being shot or stabbed to death at any moment, ever

So what again is the point of Florida? Should we build a wall around it and sell it to Cuba? (yes)

I cannot stand hot humid weather so Florida has always sounded like hell to me. I don't care if I would "get used to it" - I don't want to get used to 95 degrees and 95% humidity and having to live in air conditioning 9 months out of the year.

 

[flow4areasonuno]

I cannot stand hot humid weather so Florida has always sounded like hell to me. I don't care if I would "get used to it" - I don't want to get used to 95 degrees and 95% humidity and having to live in air conditioning 9 months out of the year.

Hell, we've had this in Virginia in the last month or so...

 

[Militantagnostic]

I cannot stand hot humid weather so Florida has always sounded like hell to me. I don't care if I would "get used to it" - I don't want to get used to 95 degrees and 95% humidity and having to live in air conditioning 9 months out of the year.

Have some empathy for your goth brethren down here, imagine wearing all black on such a summer's day, I feel for them because I too went through their pain