Archived Target's Plan for Success

[The Dude Abides]

Phase 1: Cut Payroll
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit

 

[kingpin003]

Phase 3b: Strange. Somehow ??? didn't lead to profit, return to phase 1. It'll work this time.

 

[balthrop]

Phase 2: invent a rube goldbergian escheresque process for doing instocks and all other store functions. And watch employees slowly go insane.

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Goldberg. Autocorrect you failed me 🙁 and yes I did change it. Autocorrect is a wondrous thing, at times.

 

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[Rarejem]

Phase 2: invent a rube godbergian escheresque process for doing instocks and all other store functions. And watch employees slowly go insane.

One week doesn't really qualify as "slowly", does it?