Archived the may guest

[jakl]

a guest was looking confused so i asked the target motto

'can i help you find something'

she responds

'you CAN but you MAY Not!"

if only i wasnt at worrk

 

[oath2order]

This is why I say "Need help finding anything today?"

 

[redeye58]

"'kay. Can I help you find something, B!TCH?!"
Fast, Fun & Friendly my a$$.....

 

[commiecorvus]

Good lord, why do people have to be like that?
People complain that our country is falling apart because of Miley Cyrus or falling test scores.
I'm sorry being rude for no fucking reason and passing it off as a lesson in grammar is a good sign of the end of polite society.
Without polite society, a country really has no excuse to endure.

 

[mrknownothing]

This is why I say "Need help finding anything today?"

Cue response of "I need food, water, and oxygen. Assistance in the store isn't something I need." I joke like that with a few of my co-workers, but only because they watch The Big Bang Theory and can appreciate Sheldonisms.

 

[LadyInRed]

I was helping a guest find some sweaters a few months ago. I started to say, "These ones..." and she immediately cut me off with "That's not a word! That's not a word! THAT'S NOT A WORD!" Okkkkkkkk, lady, do you want my help or not?

 

[babytrees]

a guest was looking confused so i asked the target motto

'can i help you find something'

she responds

'you CAN but you MAY Not!"

if only i wasnt at worrk

I am sorry my grandmother came into your store. Can't take her anywhere. (Seriously, dinner would often go, "Are you done? Can I take your plate?" "I am FINISHED!! You MAY take my plate" Umm, how can I "accidentally" drop this plate on your head?)

 

[redeye58]

Yep, my grandma too.....

 

[3LetterDevil]

I was helping a guest find some sweaters a few months ago. I started to say, "These ones..." and she immediately cut me off with "That's not a word! That's not a word! THAT'S NOT A WORD!" Okkkkkkkk, lady, do you want my help or not?

While not grammatically correct, "these" and "ones" are both definitely words....if a guest is going to correct your grammar, she should make sure SHE is being "grammatically correct" when doing so 😉

 

[3LetterDevil]

This is why I say "Need help finding anything today?"

I use "are you finding everything okay?" 😉

 

[daninnj]

I just say "Need help?" Short and sweet