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  1. RegisterMonkey

    To that one guest

    I wish they'd remove all the phones. Some of the lanes at my store have them still, and they do nothing but get in the way.
  2. RegisterMonkey

    Archived Do guests ever touch you?

    Shaking hands is fine. It was the nearly caressing my hands as I bagged stuff that was disconcerting.
  3. RegisterMonkey

    Archived Do guests ever touch you?

    I had a guest keep touching me tonight as I was bagging his stuff. He kept grabbing the bags as I was taking them off of the rack, but he was grabbing them way too close to my hands. It was super weird and really kind of creeped me out.
  4. RegisterMonkey

    Archived Guest stereotypes

    The ones that yell at you that they've got their own bags after they stuck them at the end of the order behind a ginormous pack of paper towels and a mile high pack of TP. Yes, let me use my X-ray vision.
  5. RegisterMonkey

    To that one guest

    OMG, are you a moron? You say you want your card run as a credit, but when it goes through as a debit because you're too stupid to read the prompts, don't get mad at me and make me reverse the debit so that you can run it as credit, then get mad at me because you wanted it to go through as a...
  6. RegisterMonkey

    Archived Crazy guest stories during the holiday season?

    I had a guest come through my line yesterday with 4 bags of gift bows. She asked me to price check them, and they were $.50, on clearance for 90% off. She says, "Oh, I'll only take 1, I thought they would be less." 90% off isn't enough for you? I offered her a red card.
  7. RegisterMonkey

    Archived How do you respond to the people who want your help off the clock?

    If I have to pick up more than a few items after work, I'll bring a different color sweater and change before shopping. Otherwise, I'll just put on my jacket and zip it up so that the red isn't showing.
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    Archived Angry "Extreme" couponers

    Someone came in last night and said, "oh, shoot, I forgot my 40% off coupon, so you have one you can scan for me?" The TM pointed to the one hanging up next to the register that had "FRAUDULENT, DO NOT ACCEPT!!!" written on it and said, "You mean this one?"
  9. RegisterMonkey

    Archived Crazy guest stories during the holiday season?

    I had a guest come up and ask me to check if we had any more selfie sticks in stock. I checked, and there was only 1 - the one that she gave me to scan. She got all huffy at me, grabbed the thing out of my hand, and yelled, "Never mind, I'll just have guest services find it for me!" Gee whiz...
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