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pzychopopgroove

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I can top that.

I was at work at the gas station a few months ago, and this attractive older lady (her entire outfit was screaming MILF) comes in, looking for hard candy.

So I direct her to the candy aisle, and she comes up with a bag of... i dont remember what it was.

And she said:
(and I quote)

"Sometimes when I'm sitting there watching TV I like to have something hard to put in my mouth"

EDIT: that was obviously a come on, but i was too stupid to realize it at the time! damn, why cant I ever see that sh*t when it happens?! I could get some "hot target action" out of it!!! LOL
 
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"Is this the freshest one off the truck?" -in reference to a plush toy chair for kids...I just stood there baffled for a second, trying to comprehend what the guest just asked. Wasn't aware that toys were suddenly fifo. In a moment of brillance, I just typed something random into RFapps, till it beeped a couple of times, and just said 'yes'.
 

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Tattooed bleached blonde looking through her purse, "Did you give me back my I.D. when you got back from the bar?"
Teenage bleached blonde, "Don't I always, Mom?"
 
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